Not at all impressed with this flat earth conspiracy one little bit  Every time I go down the shop to get a few groceries, there's this damned hill I gotta walk back up.... every frickin' time.  Like what fechen flat Earth?  What's more, it's all fechen uphill to my daughter's place.  Like there's no flat Earth going on there.  That's why I make her come visit me... no damned hill for me to walk up get there.  Yeah, it might be all downhill on the way home, but at my age I don't feel that's compensation enough.

Not only that, what's with this Everest and other lumps poking out of the ground?  Like really, if the Earth were truly flat, would them enormous lumps be there?  I don't think so.  And then there's the Grand Canyon.  Like what's with that?  A bloody great hole in the ground.

Frankly, I think the bloody Americans who came up with the entire concept.  Firstly to stop people from traveling too far so's they don't get to enjoy being overseas holiday makers like they do; and secondly, to boost US tourism with attractions like the Grand Canyon and Niagara Falls.... bloody great holes in the ground, one with water and the other without. 

Thing is, it's still a contradiction in terms.  The Earth is either flat or it isn't.

No lumps, bumps or holes.  That's flat!  

Then there's flat matt paint.

Or the day old beer.... that's gone flat.

Could be something with no bubbles... could also be a brassiere with no puppies in it.

If the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

        Is a smoothly paved sidewalk straight up a hill flat?  Can the side of a hill be flat?  Are all sides of all hills flat?  Flat and level are not identical concepts.  (My big dictionary has 101 definitions of flat; and, 60 definitions of level).  One example of what is flat is a 2-D surface in a 3-D space.  One definition of level, using a bubble leveler, is perpendicular to a point vector of gravity.  Using a bubble leveler every 20 ft. or 6 meters, you could build a ‘leveled house’ completely around a planet.  Light from a laser leveler follows the curvature of space caused by mass; and, like a bubble leveler, can be accurate enough over short enough distance.
        Mathematically, what is flat is a geometric in all dimensions that are lower than, and when present in, an n-dimension.  In the first (1-D) dimension, zero dimensional points are flat.  In the second (2-D) dimension, zero dimensional points and one dimensional lines are flat.  In the third (3-D) dimension, zero dimensional points, one dimensional lines and two dimensional surfaces, which is a common understanding of flat, are flat.  In the fourth (4-D) dimension, a 3-D sphere is flat.  For example, in an n-dimensional space, an object of less than n-dimensions has been flattened in one or more physical dimensions.  In dimensions that are more than 3-D, we are all flats, perhaps being either flat wrong or flat right about the existence of dimensions that are more that 3-D.
        Whoever originated the words, flat Earth, should define flat Earth.  From what I read, flat Earth sometimes seems to be a denial, a refusal or a rejection, as in, “I reject that authority on me”, or, “I refuse the authority of science”, for some reason.

And a person who believes in round things doesn't believe in a flat Earth. 

Thing is, the bit you're standing on is flat.... unless you're atop a needle-point mountain with acutely steep sides... or a v-shaped crevice with a pinpoint bottom.

This flat Earth stuff is very popular. They have supporters all around the globe...

You should ask them how they explain day and night. Hilarious.

That's almost as good as the guy sittin' all by his lonesome in a small room deep under ground with a single chair, a rickety table and a tiny rusty fridge with two day old McDonald burgers and stale fries stuffed inside. On a wall he doesn't have to get up for is one switch. When his grandfather clock, that used to belong to his grandfather, chimes incoherently he knows its time to flip the switch. This time he flips it up, daytime. Next time he'll switch it down to turn off the lights and make it night outside.

I want some of the drugs you lot seem to be on.

Kinda need a rest from reality at the moment....[and the alcohol bill is certainly not...um...flat]....

But...but...its only flat on one side.

I'm gonna look on youtube for videos.