OMG.. How HAVE you been? It is most excellent to know that you are still around. You spontaneously disappeared and I've often wondered of your well being.

In any regards, Happy Birthday old one!

Wow. Long time no see.

Happy Birthday Mr.

happy birthday !!

holy cow!! dwm has come back! i'm glad to see you're still amongst us. happy b-day, dwm. don't be a stranger. and yes, frosty's right. there were many times in irc when i couldn't stop laughing due to you and a few others (hippy, voo, chris, frosty).

In some cultures it's customary for the birthday boy to give gifts to guesets.  So when can we expect a new DesktopX fish for our aquariums??  

Speaking of Hippy, voo (the two maddest Scotsmen possible) and Chris (and a few more)....

Here are few 'outtakes' and quotes from the past years on #Stardock on their IRC:

<Chris> what's that saying? Behind every good sheep is a voo
<Chris> Ooh. Aaah. Every time I think of Stardock, I touch myself
<Chris> I am Aromatis of Fart. Prepare to be ass-stimulated.
<Chris> if you get pulled over by a cop, throw a donut outside your window ,then drive off while he's distracted
<Chris> my dog's name is bryce, he poos swirly blobs
<Chris> Actually I'm Earthworm Jim's slender cousin, Tapeworm Slim
<Chris> "Captain, I ate too much Mexican and have to go down to engineering and "eject" the warp core. If you know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink"

<koop> "Shit - a bug has got under the "screen" on my flat panel monitor. It's walking around and I can't splat it!" Tell everyone that it is a DX Object.
<koop> "im so glad i was an only child" My brother used to say that all the time.
<@koop> I used to go there looking for a good screw...'til I got my nuts in vice....
<@koop> I want to have a t-shirt that says "Be careful what you say, I'm logging this."
@koop can't skin, but I play a 1337 Hax0r on IRC
<@koop> I looked in the obits...my name wasn't there, so I went to work

<HG_Eliminator> "today Brad Wardell leader of the Skinning community was attempted to be taken hostage. The man charged Wardell with a Mac laptop screaming 'SKIN THIS!!!"

<vf> flied lice you plick
<vf> time for RamboIII, need to find a red ribben and pump up my man tits
<@vf> mac muppets wont show full screenshots

<MikeB314> I do voo
<MikeB314> there was no internet when I was 17. We had to dress up as lesbians and hit the streets.
<MikeB314> I know where to get logonstudio for free.

<Hippy> Bah, everyone thinks Skinplant is Mike. I'm gonnae get a T-Shirt printed that says 'What aboot meeeeee'
<Hippy> I'm the Mega Markosaurus. Coming soon to a Tokyo near you.
<Hippy> Thunderize sounds like something that happens in your pants when you have gas.
<Hippy> I can wax a datschund in 3 mins flat too
<Hippy> Scottish sheep are easy
<Hippy> I'd show you all a pic of my girl, but I she's under the bed and I can't be bothered digging her out and inflating her for one picture.
<Hippy> Viagra rules. I put some in the shampoo downstairs and everyone had a spike for 2 weeks
<Hippy> Nah, the akwardness has passed. Pas and I discussed what happened and we agreed it was just a 1 night thing...
<Hippy> I had a Mac and Cheese earlier. Still picking bits of Hard Drive from my teeth

-<Hippy> You people bore me. Lets talk about boobies for a while.
-<Lothinator> it is therefore not representative of those who have money to spend on large homes, and such
-<Hippy> OI
-<Hippy> BOOBIES
-<Hippy> Don't try and change the subject

-ByronT-Desktop has joined #stardock
-* Hippy chops Byron
-<Hippy> WAAAAAAAAAH!
-<Hippy> You're dead
-Lothinator has quit (Ping timeout)
-ByronT-Desktop has quit (Connection reset by peer)
-<Hippy> I think I killed them both
-<Hippy> Damn me and my strength

<@BoXXi> the doctor said.....you have acute angina........I said, yeah, and my tits aren't bad either..............
<BoXXi> a girl asked me yesterday.... "do you smoke after sex?" I said... "I don't know...... I've never looked!"
<BoXXi> I was happily married till I made that skin..... now I'm in a homosexual relationship with my local vicar

-<sauron> BWAHAHAHA!!! I got rid of one of them
-<sauron> now for my next trick ...
-<DaWebMassa> You'll become intelligent?

<DaWebMassa> shut up.. I am old and allowed to repeat myself
<DaWebMassa> I think voo got sucked into the CD Burner... he is now circulating on Kazaa

* DaWebMassa proudly displays his beak
-<Hippy> Yeah, funny, but that's not your beak. Put it away and pull your zip up before I have you arrested

I could dig out more, but I'd just piss myself laughing.
Thanks for those good years, guys. Sadly gone, but certainly not forgotten.

LMAO Snowman! Oh geez I need to see some more of those. It was fun when a noob popped in and was like "WTF this is a tech chat?"

Classic Mark: I'd show you all a pic of my girl, but I she's under the bed and I can't be bothered digging her out and inflating her for one picture.

Madeez... hey dude, ya good times for sure. Hippy was a freak on short call to the sanitarium.