Okay, you know the score, I put up the piccy and you come up with a caption....
1 important rule to remember: NO pictures are to be entered into or disqualification is instant... NO reprieves
On November 12 at 9.30pm Oz time (7.30am US time) I will choose the funniest caption and pick the winner.
Prize: winner's choice of Master Skin.
Right oh then, we're off (like a Russian racing maggot) and best of luck to all who enter.
........Now if I could just figure out how to go in reverse.
'Those barking spiders follow me everywhere.'
'That's the last time I eat Starker's curried cabbage.'
Chlorine always gives me gas!
So that's why you should wait an hour.
Ping ... Ping ... Ping
In your case they would be called flappers!
Blow the ballast!.....Submerge!..
'What's for dinner dear?'..... gurgle..gurgle.......'I'm preparing bubble & squeak......'
I like that, I like that a lot.
Due to a recent underwater disturbance the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration has issued a tsunami alert for the following areas.....
Help ... help ... my water just broke.
Thar she blows!!!
As paralysis set in from the bite of the deadly coral sea snake, Karen took the only option left to her .... Morse Code.
Good one.
SCUBA - - - Surely Can't Underestimate Bubbling Arses
Don't worry, it's Safely Contained Under Buttocks Area
Quiet now. We're approaching the bubble's source. We don't want to disturb ...... KAAABLAAAM!!!
And the pool just got 2 foot deeper. Not bad, Uvah, not bad.
Very clever, Tas, very clever indeed.
Also clever... and quite true.
Nope, once those cheeks part and the gas is out, it's impossible to contain and there IS something to worry about... well when one experiences one of mine there is.
Now that's a scenario I'd like to see Sir David Attenbrough in.
No, no! I said shift your balance, not your ballast !
Water has no effect on napalm either.
Yup, we're getting there! I like that one.
Or on curried cabbage emissions.
In goes the good air...out goes the bad!
Give her all shes got captain! Warp drive!
Damn! I think I have an air leak.
Hmmmmm ... not too bad. Got an extra knot out of that one. Good thing I stocked up. Now for a really good ... uhhh ... uhhh ... uh .........
"Hey Martha, looky here. I just found these here bikini bottoms. There's writing on them. Looks like ... brown crayon. It says property of Mz.B.B.L. US of A. How'd they get way down here in OZ?"
Yup, that tickled the funny bone, as did....
Now them's mighty powerful bubbles... be interesting to see what she's wearing now, then.
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