Picture says it all.
LOL great photo just what i always wanted
;o
Sorry, I can't afford the per-turn gildar cost.
I shall call him.... FiDOOM!
LOL!
Does it include chainmail bikini for the females?
Ohhhh the OP surely played with King's Bounty - AP.
A female with the chainmail bikini as a pet of my sovereign? Great idea! I want that too!
Can I imbue him with essence and teach him how to cast spells?
Me: Now, Fidoom, wag your tail *Fidoom wags tail and casts a lightning bolt*
Me: Good boy *gives a treat* Now, hold up your left paw and bark once.
Fidoom: *holds up right paw* Ruff!
A boulder nearly hits me in the head.
Me: No, Fidoom. Your other paw!
Fidoom: *Now lifts up both paws like in a begging pose* Ruff!
A desert suddenly appears and nearly wipes out a farm
Me: No! Let's try something else. Lie down and bark.
Fidoom: *Lies down barks...but his tail wags because he's excited*
Everyone in the town suddenly doesn't feel like doing anything (i.e. the Sloth spell)
Me: *sigh* Maybe this was a bad idea.
He could earn his keep hunting spiders. You'd just lose some of the gildar in keeping his armor in good shape and buying dog food.
oh god. the nerdity.
Heh, what do I need a pet for when I already have an assassin familar that can single handedly mow down entire armies? Mwaaahhahaha!
The pooch has immunity to arcane doom. Your spy doesn't stand a chance.
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