Well, I've been on vacation in England and Wales these last two weeks and haven't been on the site at all. Could anyone be so kind as to give me a quick recap?
Frogboy went to California which he says was for the game Elemental: WoM, but it was actually for some underground street fighting!! Here I was spending my Friday night in the parking garage of an abandoned building gambling on different fellas who are beating themselves into a bloody mess. I then get ready to place my next bet while reviewing the statistics sheet of the fighters and recognize "Frogboy" is the name of one of the fighters... so I turn looking to see who enters the fighting circle and sure enough it was him!!! He looked a little nervous so I grabbed my 64ounce bottle of vodka from my icechest and pushed my way towards him. Upon approaching I knew it was definitely him from the many videos I've seen online regarding Stardock games. Before I could even offer Frogboy took the vodka with one hand and stuffed a $50 into my shirt pocket with the other. He then proceeded to chug and finished half the bottle. At this point his opponent entered the circle who was 6'5_feet tall, at least 200lbs, a few teeth missing, 5 tattooed tears near each eye, his forearms had the impression of daggers branded into his skin and the crowd called him "Crackor". I looked at Frogboy and said, "I would be nervous fighting this fella too" then Frogboy responded, "I'm a developer and I'm a little nervous about my work which is approaching its release date.... these fights is how I relax." While I placed a $200 bet on Frogboy I could tell the other fella was charged and ready while Frogboy seemed nervous and distracted. Crackor just gazed at Frogboy and only said, "Time to tuck you in and say goodnight." Just now I believe another one of the developers from Stardock came thru the crowd and Frogboy pushed away the bottles of beer he brought, but took two Red Savina peppers from him. I was stunned to see Frogboy chew those peppers as if they were raisins then another drink of the vodka. I could see no visible change as if the vodka and pepper were only stored by his body to be released later. Now the two minute bell rang and the other developer started talking to Frogboy about Elemental:WoM... saved games not loading, out of memory errors, half_broken editors, etc., etc., . I could see a rage inside Frogboy building as his teeth clenched and his fist gribbed so tightly it cut into the palm of his hand causing his own blood to drip quickly. Then as the two minute bell finished the other developer finished his speech he pointing to Frogboys opponent saying, "... and it's because we are still waiting on Crackor to finish updating his code!" At this moment Frogboy evolved into a ruthless predator leaping at Crackor with kicks and elbow shots... I couldn't believe the speed and fury. The crowd was roaring with excitement Crackor was starting to bleed, while somewhat stunned Crackor landed a double fist strike into Frogboys face and the blow flew his entire body into a nearby cement wall... crashing him into the ground. Frogboy stood up as if not even phased... yelling, "That's no excuse for not having updated your code!!" . Crackor was now aware this was serious and the two twirled into a fight so intense it could only be described as a bloody tornado and the noise from the crowd was a white noise simulating the wind. After 20mins Crackor fell unconcious due to the amount of blood he lost and at this moment the other developer shot Frogboy with a huge tranquilizer dart like the ones used on bulls and lions. There's not much else to say except that even if Frogboy lost it was the best $200 fight I've ever seen.
Also thanks for winning that fight Frogboy!! I'm using the winnings for fixing my frontyard.
That's silly. Everyone knows that Frogboy was struggling with his blue collar job trying start his rap career. Unfortunately, he couldn't get no respect, because rival rappers "Leaders of the Free World" kept harassing him. He finally challenges them to a one-on-one rap off, where Frogboy beats him and earns the respect of his peers.
*Laughter* That one was funny NT.
But yeah we have been getting closer to release i think one new beta was released too. Not much overall their kinda coding alot recently not releasing much i don't think.
Jeesus...you're both wrong. Frogboy only said he was going to Cali. That was just a cover for his Vegas vaca. He had to tell the wife something didn't he? It's not like he could say "Hey babe, I'm going to Vegas to spend 250k of the companies money on hookers and blow, later!!". The best part is he gets to deduct it all from his taxes at the end of the year.
Very funny guys, someone asks an honest question and you guys can only make jokes in response. Welcome back, GoaGalneGbilski. I hope you had a wonderful vacation. The past two weeks have been very eventful.
Sometime last week, Hortz showed up and started some 20 odd threads about how the animations are still not quite up to par this close to release, and how the game is just not shaping up to the standards set by King's Bounty. He even started a thread about the cover art not being sexy enough. Things got so bad that Wintersong quit the forums. BoogieBac banned Hortz but someone overturned the ban. This made the regulars really furious and BoogieBac threatened to quit.
There was a huge uproar and a few days ago Brad decided to fix things once and for all. He managed to obtain Hortz' mailing address from a job application Hortz had made with Stardock back in January. He sent kryo to visit Hortz. There was a youtube video but it was deleted, probably because Hortz filed a police complaint. The video was epic. I wish I had downloaded it.
This is pretty much what happened in the vid as I remember it: Kryo said to Hortz "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." He whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
P.S. Forgot to mention that Elemental is now available on Steam! Big announcement coming soon: https://forums.elementalgame.com/390547
Its not on Steam that was a photoshopped image.
Not a whole lot, mostly forum goers with nothing to do until Elemental making Stardock fanfic every chance they get.
LoL Winter...you know Brads going to put tons and tons of hard-drive melting viruses into your copy of Elemental for making that pic, right?
So basically Frogboy might or might not have gone to California for reasons I'm not sure I want to understand. A troll popped up and vanished. And someone tried to be funny about steam, since no other game has showed the steam browser screen during announcement.
And it is reasonable they don't release content, since they have to cram as much as they can in the box for those without internet.
Oh and we're closer to release as well... Something about time.
Allright, serious answer:
Don't believe 'em Goa! We're actually all dead! What a twist!
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Thank you, everyone, thank you!
...And I could never have done it if Raven X hadn't arranged for all my rivals to get killed!
LoL sssshhhh
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