Come up with with new quotes for your favorite demigod; ot doesn't matter if they are original or not.
Queen of thorns
"It is no accidemt that the queen is the deadliest of pieces; the manly pawns: the weakest."
Demon Assassin
I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary I won't attend your funeral, but I promise to send a nice note saying I approve of it...
Erebus: "I suck!"
Erebus: "Why the hell do I have bishops? I'm an effing vampire."
Tb: "Why the fug can't I move and attack in fire mode?"
Tb: "I need some tough acting tenactin."
Tb: "It burns when I piss."
Rook: "Please tell me you're not a new player..."
Oak: "You know I can just cast level 3 shield and relock portals over and over, right?"
UB: "Did someone ban me from the game."
UB: "What the fug is acclimation?"
UB: "Unlock the mysteries of beastial wrath."
UB: "No... I was not in effing twilight."
I would play erebus just to hear that.
WIN
Erb:Careful, I bite...
QoT: This might sting a little...
Rook: Dont step on my toes or Ill step on you
UB: Haha, they're f***ed now
Oak: LUMBERJACK MODE!!!!
Sedna: Sila is hungry
DA: I'll show them who the predator is
The best !
reg: "get me a shotgun!"
Rook
"Its hammer time!"
"Rook takes pawn"
"Toer spam, tower spam, tow....uh oh outa man time to ru.."
First blood has been spilled!
something for occulus maybe ?
occulus
"I spy with my little eye something......white.
Give up? It's a lighting bolt bitch."
edit
Occulus: Whats wrong? Scared of losing to a cripple
Occ: Just wait till I get my Minotaurs on you
Occ: Shocking stuff
UB: "Want to see what I ate last night? You might know him..."
UB: "Tastes like chicken."
UB: "Want a kiss? I promise I won't french."
Reg: "I brought a gun; you lose."
Reg: "Whoops; this doesn't look like Ladies Night..."
Occ: "Make a blind joke, I dare you."
Occ: "Who turned out the lights?"
Occ: "Marco!"
Rook: "How's the weather down there?"
Rook: "I knew I should have brought my galoshes."
TB: "That burn looks bad. Want me to put some ice on it?"
Oak: "It's 'Oak.' OAK. I don't catch pokemon!" (too obscure?)
Erebus: "Call me Dracula one more time and I'll bite a hole in your throat the size of your head."
QOT: "Despite appearances, I'm not here to play..."
Sedna: "This is WAY better than a pony!"
Sedna: "I ride bareback."
DA: "Wanna race?" *poof* "I won."
DA: "Can't touch this..."
This is a lol.... my favortite Tb: "It burns when I piss."
Occulus: "Call me wheels"'
DA: "I think I might have a learning dissssssability. kill kill kill."
QoT: I used to have a stun, but it was removed. It affected DGs on my team too. *Takes off vines*
Rook: "I will get a new hammer for christmas "
Occulus: "Just call me cripple sticks"
Rook: "RAWWWWWWWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERERERERER
UB: "gurgle"
Sedna: "I know you will like my pussy"
TB: "Ill give you an icy hot back patch" "SNOW BALL FIGHT" "Its begining to look a lot like christmas!"
regulus: "BOOM HEADSHOT" "I HAS A LOT OF MINES"
Erebus: "imma suck you!"
DA: A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things: 1)The bartender is a blonde girl. 2) The bouncer is a blonde gal. 3) I'm a 6 foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. 5) - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
LE: 'Spawn More Overlords'
Cause...the rollypollies...look kinda like....nm
Edit: 'Just call me cripple sticks' was fucking hilarious
QoT: Like a kidney stone its going to be painful when I pass you in kills.
QoT: I...I think I'm pregnant, and guess who's the daddy?
Sedna: What are the charges for beastiality, and lets not say it is a first offense.
Sedna: My yetis are so big, so why do they suck more than me?
Qot: I can do things with these vines that you have only dreamed of.
Rook: I'm a moving castle, you idiots! Get a grip!
Rook: How the hell am I talking? I wasn't......ever.
TB: Ooooh....cmon cmon FIRE! *burns up*
Occ: What? Where?
Occ: You point somewhere, I thwack you.
Occ: Crispy chicken! Oh, you got sizzled.
Sedna: So....bloody.....BORING.
Sedna: Gaiety is good. I know. I suck hard.
Sedna: Lemme heal you....F*CK IT!
QoT: Spit or swallow?
DA: Hide and seek! What? You won't hide and seek!? AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHAAHAHHA!
Oak: Like a tree. Yeah. And I've got an axe. Suck on that.
Oak: You know what I do to pass the time? Watch my axe as it GOES UP YOUR A**.
Omg this topic is hilarious. "It burns when I piss", "Just call me cripple sticks", "Make a blind joke, I dare you", "Can't touch this". Roflmao. I can so imagine someone making a Hammer Time video for Demon Assassin, where he does all the whacky moves and pops up all over the screen sayng "Can't touch this". That would be hilarious. Great topic, great quotes.
Sedna: Want to play with my big pussy? She won't buite and smells funny when wet.
Rook: Urrgh.....kidney....stones.....
Rook: Banhammer! Mwahahaha!
Erebus: Whats that in the.....oh it's just your face.
Unclean Beast: Taste my vomit, vomit taste it yeah yeah yeah! Taste it, touch it, smell it, clap it, pull it, push it, tweak it; get it VOMIT!
Unclean Beast: There's a little black box yeah.....uhh....did I terd?
QoT: Shake me. Hard.
Sedna: Spring pussy! Get it?
Oak: ...........Someone said hi...............
Oak: Put your hands up! Now put your trees down!
<sigh> All the good ones have been taken lol. "Just call me cripple sticks" has got to be the best out rofl.
A Quote convo between QoT and Occulus
QoT: Tell me do I look beautiful you
OC: What?
QoT:What country you from?
QoT: What Ain't no country of I ever heard of do they speak english in what?
OC:What?
QoT: English motherfucker do you speak it?
OC: Yes!
QoT: Than you know what I am say?
QoT: Than do I fucking look beautiful?
QoT:Say what again, say what again. I dare you I double dare you mother fucker. Say what one more got damn time!
*QoT tenticle rapes Occulus*
TB: cmon baby light my fire
tb: i am the god of hell fire and i bring you ...
hey if hammertime is valid, so are these lyrics
ub: eeuhm sorry, i drank to much
Bumpity bump
Vamp: Roses are red, violets are blue, now shut up and stand there, as I bite you.
Sedna: I heal all wounds, expect the enemies.
Oak: I cheated on my taxes.
Reg: I killed JFK. Also - STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM.
Beast: RAWRRRWRWRAAaAAAaaAaR - Translates to Good show, chaps. (Beast is british in my mind)
QoT: Because angels are overrated.
Rook: *GROAAAAAN* Translates - Ugh, two of the archers are doing each other inside me. STOP.
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