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This has been an MSF transmission.
WOW! Are you one of those people who dropped out of school your freshman year or someone with an IQ of 20. Your word usage, presentation, typing abilities, and interest are lower than my daughters (who is 5 years old).
This has been a ? transmission
Don't take it seriously, he's faking the troll act. Trust me, I know, just take a look at the posts listed in his karma.
Wow. I didn't expect Strikesback5 to change his identity so quickly!
He has no karma and this is his only post
Only post, yes. Most people don't differentiate between posts and replies. This nonsense started when crazy people started comparing Halo to completely different sci fi settings that weren't even close to the same technological scale.
I don't know about you but I see a +3 next to his name. And when I say posts I mean those listed in his karma box, not ones he created. Besides, he PMed me after I called him out on his first trolling attempt and told me himself it was an act. He was perfectly literate when doing so.
Incoming transmission from Outpost Gamma to commander Shink:" Sir, sensors are off the charts, we are reading a fleet of ships numbering in the billions, commander. What are your orders?" Shink:" Let them come, I know who it is..." A fleet of billions of Forerunner Dreadnoughts block out the sun will a ship of such massive size landed that it caused the area it landed at to sink a mile before coming to a stop. Shink sees a towering dark figure standing in one of the hangar bays-the seven '7 tall dark figure jumped and glided to the ground two hundred feet below. Shink stands his ground as the creature of darkness glided toward him. It stopped seven feet from him and took off it's mask... As he had know it was Sova.
Sova:" I have arrived Shink, you are truly a fool. No idea just how powerful I truly am!" Pure evil laugh." Now lets get on with this, its 8:30 PM here and I have other things to do. So do we need to bring in a translator or will you show me your true form? I would shall like to battle at my battle thread this Saturday, be a waste of my time to have created it and not get to have fun with it.
So how are we going to fight this? Facts from the games and books? Or just yell at each other until the other gives? Or something else.
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cool stry bro. MC is gey. even mario way bettr den MC, becuz he jus jump ova anyting MC duz becuz MC ssux.
Thank you, I seem to have a thing when it comes to this but can't get my own book going(yet). And MC is not gay, and he can jump 9 feet up in the air, read The Fall of Reach. So do you or anyone else know when or if Shink will be back on to night?
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wz joek. u not no joek? wz bad stry u must b liek 3
I'm beginning to think that "Shink" and "I<3Shink" are actually the same troll, just with a different ID....
I really hope that that was sarcasm. OOOOFFFF CCCCOOOOUUUURRRRSSSSEEEE!!!!
No, it was not sarcasm. I am never sarcastic!!!
That was a joke. You don't now what a joke is? It was a bad story, you must be like 3.
My friend, learn to spell and write and I might take you as a possible threat to my power. And I am not three, if I am then you must not have been born yet. I now a lot more it would seem then you do about a story, so lets see what the other posters here have to say about it?
Edit: And I'll be back in fifteen minutes, so if you are here Shink just wait. And I have other things to do and would like to get this over with. And Shink. if you and I<3Shink are one and the same then you better start running since I already have my sights on him if won't leave me alone.
Will I already came up with some theories that need to be tested to see if we can figure it out. Either: A ,Shink was infected by the Flood, B is he has started to clone himself to create a spam army, or C Shink and I<3Shink are one and the same.
I think C is the most likely. And where is Shink?
This has been a Sol Core Interstellar Command transmission.
So where are you Shink? I'm getting tired of waiting so can we get on with this? And keep that annoying I<3Shink out of here, I see I<3 make any more comments as he has and I will hunt him down to the end of time. So if your here can we get on with this!
Guys - I've seen alot of you on these forums before... is there anyway we could possible leave posts like this alone? Maybe let the other crazies who wander in for some unknown reasons address them?
And tell me if I got this wrong, but are you saying I'm crazy because of this to? He de-railed my thread, insulted Halo, me, and if I<3Shink is Shink under another name then my mother as well. I gave him a warning to stop this before it came this far. And tell me if I got that wrong on what you are saying, I only went after him because its people like him that make good sites bad and drive them.( Since he may be cloning himself to create a spammer army.) Its late and I'm tired, so since Shink dosn't seem to be going to show up I'm leaving for the night. Good night!
All trolls do is try to invoke a response. By responding, you are driving him to push harder, and everyone looks like an idiot. As far as trolls go, he's trying much too hard, and you're feeding him. So, you should just report the thread and ignore it. If he derails your threads, report him and ignore it. It's fairly simple.
Also, I see the original post as a quite sarcastic and humorous jest on all of the Halo vs whatever threads that I think are spam as well. Posts like those make "good" forums "bad". That's just my opinion of course, I ignore those threads but would come to the site increasingly less if more like them appeared. Everyone has their own opinions and can bicker about them all they want, but you should ignore the stuff that isn't worth the time it takes to read.
tl;dr Stop responding to and taking the internet so serious, and the annoying stuff will go away, or you will. Nothing is truly lost either way.
The jig is up. It was actually getting to be a real trial typing like that. Honestly, i've never trolled someone as fully and intentionally as I have here, with Sova. But I thought, honestly? It would be completely transparent. I saw the "HALO vs Star Trek" thread and just couldn't resist it. I generally just lurk for Frogboy's Journal updates. But then I get in there, and see you, Sova, making a post inciting people to argue one way or the other, when it was clearly just to provide yourself a forum for HALO fan indulgence. Not that there's anything even particularly wrong with that, mind you. There's plenty of fun to be had from some friendly fan wankery. But jeez dude, why start a discussion like that when you've so obviously already made your pick? I almost suspect you're the real, quality troll. But then again, you may just be that dedicated of a fan. Either way, hats off to you man. I've read those HALO books. I enjoyed them, but damn, you've got a powerful mastery of your subject matter. And if you're trolling? You're a troll's troll. The kind of troll only the most accomplished trolls can ever aspire to be. Because I honestly just. can't. tell.But, yeah. I had a bit of fun. The Chef Boyardee vs Master Chief thing, I thought, was a delicious bit of "SILLY X vs ABSURD Y" parody. Hope everybody got a laugh. And I hope you guys who take these good tubes so seriously can enjoy the bit of fun had at your expense.
Also, for the record, I<3Shink and I? Not the same person!
DIZ IZ AN FEYENUL EMESEF TRNZMIZHUN!
Seriously, in our defense, if you had a child as addled as Sova seems to be, would you allow them to view the internet unsupervised?
Here we are, just kidding around, and some dude takes it seriously. How are we not supposed to have some fun with that? This is the internet, for God's sake.
Also, Sova. I really only have one word for you, to be perfectly honest. It's a word that'll really help you express yourself and come off more as an adult and less as a rampaging ten year old at mommy's computer. And I really want you to take this word, and consider it from all aspects, not just the base one. Think about it. Contemplate it. Internalize it. And that word is: Ritalin.
Obvious troll is obvious.
Somehow, "told you so" just doesn't quite say it.....
But amusing troll is amusing.... the first time. Now, it's getting old.
Why did I start HvsST? To have fun, learn more about ST and see just what I can really do when it comes to a debate. I am a big Halo fan, I just can't stand people who acted like you did, I mean no offense but I can't stand people who act like that. But I can have fun making it look like I go after everyone that acts or is a troll. I thought that the trophy room was silly and funny! Its been fun, and I did make my pick, but I am more then willing to let the other side win if they have something that can pull it off unlike what you seem to see at almost all other VS threads around the net.
And if I am a troll, I have this to say: I must be so good I didn't even now I was a troll. I am just a big fan, it wasn't until something like over 6 months ago that I even came across the massive HvsSW debate that seems like it's taking up nearly as much as the SWvsST debate. Its fun well it lasts, but there cames a time when a good, fun and funny thread must come to an end, I just got done with HvsSW a few months ago and thought that taking on ST would be interesing seeing as how so much things go on else where. I have this to say to all the Trek supporters: your all good people, your notthing like the really crazy people you see on VS sites and will do good in this world.
And I agree, Chef Boyardee vs Master Chief is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Trust me, you didn't confuse me. I just don' take insults will, if I have the time for something I can do just about anything I need for it. And can't I have some fun to? You and Shink acted like trolls, I had the fun of battling back and coming up with all sorts of silly things! Online trophy room! Now that was a good one I think, make it look like I take on everyone that acts or is a troll! LOL! Rampaging ten year old at mommy's computer! This has been fun, see you all around else where on the site. I think we all had a good long laugh at this. Now I have many other things to do to day and have to go. Will I<3Shink, Shink and everyone else have a good weekend!
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well that cleared all that up......
have a good weekend shink!
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Tsurani
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