Edit: Ok everone, it looks like the Great Shink Crisis is over. I would like to thank The Undying for his help. Now the rest of you can get back to the debate here. And if anyone sees Shink point me his way; the hunt is not yet over! Send out the Cylon armies to help find Shink!
Will since things at my Halo vs Star Wars thread have come to a stop for at least now, I thought this would be interesting.
Now some ground rules I hope will keep this a bit civil: Everything for both sides MUST be canon. No insulting either side( jokes from modified quots from games, books and TV episodes are ok). No wanking, no Q will snap his fingers and destroy the Covenant and Halo rings, I don't watch much Trek but I know enough: Q and his people will be the first to grab the mega size bag of popcorn for the show. No Borg wanking, if the Borg are so powerful than why can't they conquer about 150 planets? And no wanking the Master Chief, Flood, Forerunner tech and anything I forgot. I want this to be as fair and civil as possible.
Now lets go with a timeline of mid-TNG for ST and the end of the First Battle of Reach in Halo. Should that be a good timeline?
I suggest that if you do not know much about either side to read up on them.
Now! Let the battle begin!
note: edited previous post
darn, new page. carrying over edited in info
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@GAS117; (reffering to "Well done, spartan. I saw that explosion from orbit) On the Ark, orbit is fairly low. at low orbit, it'd be around... 4-5 km above the surface, I think. at high orbit, around 100km. and the Ark has amazingly clear air, unlike Earth's. and the Great Wall of China can actually be seen from orbit, even though it's what, 40-50 wide at max?
nope. I'm telling Sova about a property of ship names, which I only bother with while seriously writing. I don't care about my capitalization, etc. in my posts. but I maintain nearly impeccable grammar in my story writing.
don't believe me? check out https://forums.sinsofasolarempire.com/331627"
lololol sova u double postin too thats spamming son
u no therez a edit button rite kid?
but lookz like u b needin help 4 everuhtang
dayum go sleep kid
OWNED SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
This has been an MSF transmission.
shink, here's a tip. learn how to spell. this is not text world. this is a place of unlimited characters and a full keyboard. deal with it.
OWNED SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEL
This has been a divine transmission
-Fate
Roar! Either leave or I shall add your name to the list of those in my online trophy room who have dared to cross my path one to many times in this manner! You are the prey, I the hunter. Leave or face your fate as my latest online trophy.
This has been a transmission from SCIC battle group Cerra.
iunno how 2 do reel KB
I stik wit phone numpad EZr dat weh
unowudimeen?
also snake owns MC
kirk owns MC
picard owns MC
luke skywalker owns MC
darth vader owns MC
Furbles own MC
ewoks own MC
RE zombies own MC
Chinese people own MC
kittens own MC
the lord our god and savior owns MC
santa claus owns MC
MC Hammer owns MC
this has been an MSF transmission.
lolunoob
not skurd uf u dawg
I even own u @ halo ur own game dawg
Ken Masters owns MCSHORYUKEN
u cant even argue bout ur vs NE more cuz ebruh 1 ownz halo
cuz MC is < MC HAMMER
sux4u
o n i playd a leak copy uf Halo ODST it sux mad rip off for full price only like 2 hrz new content mad sad
deh shuld haff put eet on PS3 gaysquare 69 not pwrful enuff
I will invoke the Word. I swear I will.
*shink continues rambling*
CEASE THY BLASPHEMING AT ONCE!
*continues*
that's it.
Our Chief, who art in Armor, Hallowed be thy name. They kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in slipspace. Give us today our ammunition, forgive us our TKs, as we have forgiven our TKers, and lead us not to destruction, but deliver us from evil (aka shink, and the Covenant... but mainly shink)
[quote ]o n i playd a leak copy uf Halo ODST it sux mad rip off for full price only like 2 hrz new content mad sad[/quote]
that's interesting, bcuz they haven't even finished the FREAKING COMBAT MECHANICS YET!
and Bungie doesn't leak games. both bad for business, and they're a much better company than MGS's
and I quote you, against yourself
lolwut?
also ps ps MGS has never leekd early
bungie b leekin halo 2 and 3 and now ODST mad weeks eerly I no cuz I got dem allz
dun b jelouz
and I have every MGS game, preleaked two years before release.
I can say shit too, but that doesn't mean it's true
lolol y so sryz?
Hail Cortana, full of guile.Our Chief is with thee.Blessed art thou among AI,and blessed is the fruit of thy hacking,tech.Holy Cortana, AI of Halsey,fight for us humans,now and at the hour of our death.Hoo-rah!
*shoots shink in the head*
and now that that's out of the way, I say we ignore him for now
Hail Snake, full of grace.Who pwns ur mad gay haloz.Amen.
I guess you don't know that you have to make your post un-readble for me to not know. Its late and I am angery, if you keep derailing my thread I shall ran holy plasma fire and blessed Elites with jet packs upon thy and have Cortana destroy thy computer.
Thank you. And as I said before about my post, it just italiz that and I didn't notice until you pointed it out.
Now lets get this back on topic in the morning, its way to late.
All transmissions shall return to normal channels. This has been a UNSC transmission.
Last warning before I add you to my trophy room. Either join the Halo side of ST side or leave. Thy shall feel the wrath of the seven holy rings and your easily defeted Solid Snake. MC removes helmet and causes Ark like effect that melts Shink.
This has been a UNSC transmission. Now good night.
lol if MC removes his helmet we'll all see he looks like Archie
with buck teeth and freckles.
OWNED BROTHAAAAASNAKE PWNS MC WAY MORE BADAZZ
add me 2 ur trofee rewm lololz
do eet i dair u
Good morning everone. Will I think that thing about the Great Wall is a myth really. If I remember correctly the Emperor had a dream looking down on Earth and could see the wall from the Moon.
Edit: And very good story!
So the hunt begins! You will be my latest trop-we Regret to inform you that the following transmission from GAS117 has been hijacked by UNSC AI Cortana. C: Did you know that he did have freckles when he was six? Hang on Chief, going to be a rough landing. MC: This Shink is going to see what a true soldier is! I don't sneak around in the shadows like a baby until the enemy arrives! I strike fear into the Evil Covenant Scum by destroying everything that they have. Incoming transmission to Shink from Solid Snake: You fool! Now you've doomed me! I don't have the resources to take out orbiting forces! Transmission restored to GAS117-What happend?! My computer forze... oh, looks like I won't get the chance to add you as a trophy. Bye bye! Now back on topic!
This has been a UNSC transmission.
Well I have re-read your earlier post since I was tired when I read them last night.
Edit: By the Seven Holy Rings, by the Forerunner LEARN TO SPELL Shink! Now as I said at the end of this post, back on topic.
Edit: Where is everyone? Time to get back to the battle for the fate of two galaxies.
Edit: And can anyone translate what Shink posts?
Do you even know how good the Spartan III's were, the only reason they never had more then a three hundred at a time was because of the risk of each mission. The III's are just as good as the II's.
"Snake is mad real on PS3 graphics"? The only bad graphics in H3 were on Admiral Hood, he was the only one that didn't look just right. And you do know that know that I have re-read and am angery then before that I will now use my greatest ally... Dark Helmet!" All rise in the presence of Dark Helmet!" And know for the last time if you will stop de-railing my thread; BACK ON TOPIC! And if you do continue posting here either fight for Halo or ST! And learn to spell!
Now I am really happy I re-read your post! You have dared to speak the ultimate insult and challenge to me! I have lay waste to all enemies I have ever faced! I have destroyed my enemies in the first three Halo games, I have conquered Brute Force, Conflict Desert Storm, KOTOR and many other games! But no one has ever dared to challenge me in my realm! And now it is far to late to back out at this point, your fate as my latest online trophy is confirmed. Start running, I will let the others get back to debating will I deal with you.
I would like to say sorry to everone else besides Shink about all the posts I am putting up.
Oh, am I glad I read this stuff over! YOU DARE TO CALL HALO: COMBAT EVOLVED A NOOB GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND BY THE SEVEN RINGS LEARN TO SPELL AND ALSO STOP CALLING THE MASTER CHIEF AND EVERYTHING HALO GAY!!!!!!!!!
You think you are "rite" because I am mad?! You will feel my wrath! No one talks about my favorite game and calls it gay and gets away with it! And about that tank, how can a tank beat giant starships that can destroy the entire surface of worlds?! And also about the chain of command thing, you do know that he can do stuff himself and just start blowing everything up, right? And also all MC has to do for more fun is take the H2 Scarab Walker, since they can only be destroyed from inside and there would be an energy shield blocking the way so Solid Snake would die!
This hunt shall be fun! Hahahaha! Good night everone(except Shink, who shall have nightmares of the Shadows from Orodum's story!) and have a good week!
Sorry again, this is my last post for to night.
MC owns ewoks MC own RE zombies Chinese people and MC on same side, aka against the Covenant.kittens and MC friendsMC is the lord our god and savior santa claus and MC friendsMC owns MC Hammer(who ever that is) this has been an MSF transmission.
Your own post turn on you. Mahahahaha! Thish has been a UNSC transmission. And good night again everone but Shink!
To all Halo fanboys (Sova Especially), face the facts - Solid Snake kick's Master Chief's ass. This must be why you had to move on from MGS vs. HALO topics to something as nonsensical as Star Trek vs. Halo! Metal Gear's Rex would eat every spaceship in the Halo universe and shit it out because he's a nuclear-armed walking battle tank. Metal Gear is awesome brother! I owned your 'Solid Snake', brother!
+++This has been an MSF transmission.+++
P.S. The UNSC is gay.
LOL, you wish you could hit anything with your Spartan Laser. By the time you finish charging up you're cocked, deal with it. Anyway, Snake doesn't need powered armor to Judo-pawn every single living being in the entire universe, plus he eats powered armour for breakfast. Snake > Cyborg Ninja > MC Hammer > MC Spartan > Gay mass production of Spartan IIIs > No one - not even a little kitty.
BTW, the UNSC isn't real LOL; neither is covenant. Have fun playing with your army men. Don't ask and don't tell right?
It's okay, your parents still love you... maybe not.
PS3 owns, brother! Xbox 360? More like Gaysquare 69.
+++This has been an MSF transmission+++
LOL, you're mad because I'm right.
MGS > Everything
Everything > Halo
Therefore, MGS > Halo (Duh!)
Obviously, Star Trek is part of everything, so:
Star Trek > Halo
But then Star Trek doesn't even matter because this thread doesn't really make sense. I mean really though, who even compares ST to some nooby video game for the Gaysquare 69? Besides, the fanboys have axes to grind.
LOL, MC is Marcus Fenix's girlfriend and they're getting married soon. Gays.
LOL, I'm glad you're mad. It shows I'm right.
Snake rules!
LOL, the Spartan Laser is only accurate once you manage to fire it without dying, which MC could never do before Snake pawned him. Fact.
It's not about reality, it's about realism. Snake looks seriously real on PS3 graphics; Halo looks fake and this guy can't distinguish between fantasy and reality, plus MC answers to chain of command - he's not the boss. Meanwhile Snake IS the boss, he brings down the chain of command!
LOL, get real Gaysquare 69 kids, get real. Seriously.
MGS > Halo - much cooler
ST > Halo - much larger
SW > Halo - much more fantasy
MC is just crazy on low-brow graphics, LOL.
LOL, Sova you're double posting too. That's spamming son. You do know there's an edit button right, kid? But it looks like you need help with eveything.
Orodum, go to sleep kid.
Snake owns!
I don't know how to use a keyboard. I stick with the phone numpad, it's easier that way.
[I don't have the faintest idea - Ed.]
Snake owns MC.
Kirk owns MC.
Picard owns MC.
Luke Skywalker owns MC.
Darth Vader owns MC.
Furbies own MC.
Ewoks own MC.
RE zombies own MC.
Chinese people own MC.
Kittens own MC.
The Lord our Saviour owns MC.
Santa Claus owns MC.
MC Hammer owns MC.
LOL, you noob. I'm not scared of you dog.
Kendo Masters owns MC
SHORYUKEN
You can't even argue about the versus anymore because everyone owns Halo and because MC < MC Hammer. Sucks for you.
Oh, I played a leaked copy of Halo ODST. It sucks and it's a real rip-off at full price. I only liked it for 2 hours, and the new content was really sad. They should have made it for the PS3, the Gaysquare 69 isn't powerful enough. Sucks for you.
LOL, what?
Also, MGS has never been leaked early.
Bungie's been leaking Halo 2 and 3 and now ODST many weeks early. I know this because I've got them all. Don't be jealous.
LOL, why so serious?
Hail Snake, full of grace, who pawns your really gay Halo. Amen.
LOL, if MC removes his helmet he'll look like Archie with buck teeth and freckles.
Owned brother!
Snake pawns MC and does it way more badass.
Add me to your trophy room, LOL. Do it, I dare you.
Professional verdict: The human mind was never built to withstand such proverbial rape. Shink, you really need to stay in school or risk living off benefits for the rest of your life.
The Undying.
Good thing I stopped by! Thank you The Undying for this, now I and everone can read Shink's post. Thank you very much, now I hope we can get back on topic without anything else going wrong.
This as been a UNSC transmission.
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