This is just for fun come up with as many ways as you can to annoy your teacher(s).
i will give u karma if u come up with somthin good.
ready set go!
Sybertronic.
here's a good example:
Whine about EVERYTHING. just complain and groan and act like you dont want to be there. I dont recomend it but read in class.
I did that for practicly a whole semester of Spanish, she caught me a couple of times, got a quite few books done in that time, I still got like a 94 in that class, it was way to easy
my 12th grade english teacher didnt care what we did as long as we did our work and didnt disrupt the class. we ended up passing the class even with sitting and reading the newspaper every day.
my 12th grade english teacher would get pissed by that
My 12th grade English teacher used to be an actor on some morning soap opera. He didn't care what we did as long as we learned something from it and was creative. Awesome teacher.
Don't try this one. Seriously. You may go to jail for doing this.
Bring a working class III or IV laser to school (this is no good at universities/colleges). It's not officially a weapon(I think), and its great for making people dance (just burn their shoes with it). Be warned: lasers are illigal in some states and can cause a lot of serious injuries if used improperly. You can purchase lasers from here http://www.amazing1.com
I am not liable for anything stupid you may do that I have mentioned.
Oh, and a classic joke.
teacher: Okay class, the formula for the area of a circle is ∏r²student: But pie are not square, pie are round. Cornbread are square.
Undo the bolts on your teachers chair so when he/she sits down the chair will colapse leaving him/her laying on the ground. Or you could undo the bolts on his/her desk so when he/she puts somthing on it or leans on it it will colapse
Put nails under their cars tires
Drink a vile of colored water in chemistry class (making sure your teacher sees) and then pretend to pass out, have a heart attack, or whatever you can think of. Or spill a vile of mild acid (lemon juice, vinager) on your teacher and he will feel the burn thinking you dumped chemicals on him/her.
I personally do not do this, but:
There is a kid in my science, English, and history classes who points out the number 9-11 everywhere he sees it and makes a big deal about it. Every gay at 9:11AM, whenever the answer to a problem is 911 or some other variant of that number, when we got worksheet 9-1-1, and so on. It doesn't seem like much, but by the end of the second day of this everyone (the teachers included) wanted to kill and/or expel him. It has now been about a week and a half, and he is showing no signs of stopping.
That just disgusting, our country screwed up and now can't we just move on, we just need to leave that behind, but remember for the people who died
a classic way is to just walk out and go home it works!!
I have stats this semester and basicy we were put into that class because there was nowhere else to go, its a dump class ,we have seniors and a couple jrs in that class and the teacher makes up grades for us (all A's) we don't do a 1/4 of the work he gives us grades for. The quizs we take are simple math and geometry. Basicly all we do in that class is play cards for an hour and a half every day
Reminds me of my "philosophy" class. The tecaher taught gifted ed @ the middle school, plus she's a tad crazy, and all of the tgifted ed people are noew in philosophy. The net result of this is that the teacher thrats us like friends/co-workers, and so we get to swap FML stories and play various card games the whole period.
well as a high school teacher there are a couple things that really get to me...
1. Make a statement that is blatantly wrong, then insist upon it without any proof to back it up or any consideration for alternative views whatsoever. This is the absolute worst. I had a kid do this to me constantly this last year. Rarely have I ever been compelled to strike a student, but when this kid looked me in the face and yelled at me about how Jews don't have holidays, I was tempted... boy was I tempted.
2. DEAD GOD A lot = TWO WORDS. I cannot tell you how many times I have to cross out "alot" in papers I get, drives me up a wall.
3. Cell Phones. Nuff said. I want the walls of my room to be made out of lead.
I heard there was a device that inhibits cell phone reception... man I want it... too bad its illegal. Sigh.
You don't need one of those gizmos. Wire mesh (or even a grid of wire, as long as the wires aren't too far apart) blocks radio signals used by phones. The one I have seen in action had holes maybe a 16th of an inch across, but I imagine you can go bigger from there. Plus, its legal. (AFAIK.)
Or some speakers one of my teachers have one when someones texting the speaker detects it and starts crackiling it wasnt even made to do that its just how some speaakers are.
cheerz Sybertronic you just answered my question ive wondered for a long time. why my speakers make an annoying crackle
While he's gone from class, put all chairs and seats in a huge, cealing-reaching pile. Then leave the classroom before he gets back.
Tried and true.
DO THIS IT IS FUNNY!
Tell your teacher to talk slowly and that your going to write it all on paper when they do laugh as loud as you can
EXTRA POINTS if you can keep a straight face.
Sybertronic
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1.Pretend to shoot each other in class or something stupid.
EXTRA POINTS if you shoot the teacher, count how many times you and freinds can do it with out getting caught.
2.And make random beebs in class
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) 2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly 4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that simply reply “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties” 5.Dress up like L (death note) and walk in with no shoes 6. IF your teacher asks “why aren’t you wearing shoes” you reply by standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!” 7.(back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!” 8.Flick pieces of paper around the class. 9. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.” 10.Don’t do your Homework. 11. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit. 12. When you have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!” 13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do you need help on?” you smirk and whisper “I know what you did last summer” (A/n: gets them every time!!!!) 14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school. (A/n: Been there done that! ) 15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,” 16. 5 minutes after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!” 16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look. 17. (back in normal clothes) hand candy out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for you =P that’s payback for that F!” >D 18.Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why you were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. 19.When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 seconds and the bottom. 20.When you leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.” 21.Show up to class (now they got to do their job SUCKERS!) 22.Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!” 23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!” 24.Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!” 25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out random things (Pickle, yaoi, butsecks, manwhore, jashin, pepto bismol, etc.) and mess everyone up. 26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena 27. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge lol 28.During an exam, act like you need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.) 29. When you graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up by their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!” END…………………For now…..MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Christopher
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When the teacher gets mad say somebod needs to change there tampon really loud.
what about a good way to annoy short math teachers?
tell them that they a part of the equation wrong, the part that is near the top of the board...rofl
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