Pro: Queen of Thorns. Because she is hott.
Not: Unclean Beast. Because he is smelly.
Anyone who says regulus is by default, homosexual.
I am a very strong atheist. Just because they exist is no reason to believe they exist.
Torch Bearer - because he is just so cool!
You worship GODS not DEMIgods.
"You shall have no other gods before Me"
I already worship Queen of Thorns.....or something that's....sorta similar...
He has a point. But if God didn't exist and I had to choose one of these I'd definatly go with the Rook. Nothing demands worship like a giant living castle.
Sedna, obviously. She is the only one who actually does something good for her people when she's not fighting.
Wow I really think a couple people took this post a bit too seriously. It’s a fun and simple question to answer there is no need to add your ideological background.,,, anyway I think I would worship Oak he just seems like the God you could have a beer with (I might have said regulus but didn’t for fear of being titled a homosexual)
If I had to choose one, I'd choose Sedna for the same reason as Heavenfall. Beatdowns are nice, but getting that stab healed in half a second is nicer.
Wow dude, I'm atheist too but this is obviously just a thread to have some fun...
I would worship Oak because he makes me hard (no homo)...
I wouldn't worship Rook because he already has plenty of followers in those towers of his...
-Phal
Either my sarcasm meter is broken or he was, in fact, joking.
I would probably worship Sedna. Most of the evil DGs would probably torture their worshipers.
Sedna will heal my wounds, so i guess she is the one.
Haha idk, I'm tired lol and nothing is as it seems atm lol
i would worship the vampire guy cuz i think it would be awsome to be a vampire
Which proves a) that there are other gods and that he's a jealous insecure guy too..
Lovely!
That said...
I think Rook is the obvious choice... He's a giant freakin' castle that walks around clobbering things with a hammer.
Hrhrhr, I´m so evil and ugly and hate taking a shower - unclean Beast rulez my world ! DOMINATION !!!!
I dont worship pixelsand QoT is not hot... you people really should get out more
this is sad
Go back to DotA. You and your army of trolls can say that as much as you want there.
I hate people like you. What, are you trying to show us how big of a man you are? Well, guess what, if you look at a picture of a girl on Facebook and say she's hot, you're saying the pixels are hot.
While the you shall have no other gods thing is a bit laughable seeing as this thread is clearly supposed to be taken seriously. Not that a forum is the place ot interject your faith anyways.
But if you're taking his quote for what it is a god as defined by my childhood pastor who was also an english professor is "someone or something you look to for life". Based on that definition anything can be god to you. If you look to money, your parents, your dog, QoT for life. They are your god. So using that context there are all sorts of things that can be construed as god while never actually acknowledging the existence of another god (IE: Allah)
To get back on topic hmmmm. Vamp is clearly OP (joking)
Queen of Thorns has bewitched me, I am her servant.
Anyone who can say "Freeze, Dirtbag!!" And the person actually does freeze gets a nod in my book.
./sacrifices an orphan in the name of the Torch Bearer.
yknow... the Queen sucks your life outa you. While it might be last best humping in your life, i doubt it will be worth it.
So i continue do do what i always did, and worship myself since accodring t othat beared guy in Black and white I AM actualy a god. So screw them litle upstart demis.....
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