Why is it that every time I go thru a drive thru, regardless of what I order, they always give me just one napkin? I could order 2 happy meals and 2 value meals and they will put 1 napkin in the bag! Are they kidding me? The thing is that every one does this especially McDonalds, Wendys and Dunkin Donuts. We go to Dunkin Donuts almost every Sunday morning on the way to church. This week my hubby got smart; he said, "4 bagels w/ cream cheese, a coffee, and 2 orange juices, oh, and some extra napkins please." We received our order- 4 bagels with cream cheese, a coffee, 2 orange juices, and , you guessed it, 2 napkins!!!
Is there a shortage of trees in the USA? Is this stupidness only happening in the Midwest?
Ack...double post.
I think that was more information than I wanted to hear.
What, you didn't appreciate the inventiveness of it?
You just never know when the info could be your saviour.
Oh, and when the time comes, be thankul that toilet roll manufacturers are cost cutting.
Yup, they're skimping on the glue... so it only takes half an eternity the peel that last piece off the roll.
Okay. It's scary that you have this down to a science...
This brings up a gross but funny story from my childhood:
I used to pick my nose. I'll admit it. What child, especially a boy didn't? Anyway, I needed to get rid of this one that was especially large, so I flicked it. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw my mothers head jerk...like on the Seinfeld episode titled The Magic Loogie (I think that's the episode but you Seinfeld fans know what one I'm talking about). I looked over and there was my monster booger on her cheek. I couldn't help laughing, and she couldn't help screaming.
Sounds like she needed a napkin...
Now that was just plain funny!
Way to tie it in mate.
Looks like we ALL need a napkin!
Boy if I was your Moms, you'd be hanging from the same tree right next to the ketchup packet inventor!
And for Messiah
And an exact science at that... but when needs must the devil drives.
Actually, truth is that I got the idea from a party gag/trick I saw once... I just elaborated a little because there are no visuals.
And some people actually deny the existence of G-d.
Did we really need the visuals
If you mean a link to a YouTube clip showing the process step by step.... probably not!
Tho, I suppose a demonstration would come in handy for those unimaginative folk who find they are reduced to the last sheet after the 'fact'
If...you...were... ...MOMS?
Loose lipped black slang Mirsguy!
You know I'm from the PJ's dawg!
....next time, show them a loaded gun and ask for the napkin box.....*smirks* when i go through drivethrough, i have no worries, people scream, throw my mcmac meal at me and run away......
I have to go through in reverse or they turn off the lights and hang a "Closed for Repair" sign in the window!
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