Salutations Leatherskins!
Greetings earthlings!
I am Gidcon. I come to this planet to meld in with your civilization and fornicate with as many of your females as possible. I have not been very successful as of yet so I have come here in search of information.....
1st. If I were to take a female out for some charred mammal flesh and intoxicating liquids.. What would be the preferred mammal and liquid?
2nd. If I were looking for an application launcher for my Vista 64 Ultimate system similar to Circle Dock yet skinnable (Also... is it possible to use Michael Jacksons skin.. I hear it is very durable and elastic.) and animated. Where might a person from the Negulime cluster seek such a thing?
Thank you in advance not only for your information but for your women.....
Good day...
Jafo keeps sending us blow-up things from Australia- maybe he can help you find one, BoXXi.
hmmmm not a good idea Angie, If Jafo sends me anything else from Oz, it probably WILL blow up.... in the literal sense!
Why do Australians have so many blow-up sheep when they have the real thing? Maybe the real sheep are only for the privileged few...
Nah, the blow-up sheep are for city dwellers... mostly appartment dwellers who still want their kicks without the methane and sheep sh!t from A-hole to breakfast.
LOL...That's funny Starkers
LMAO 2of3, that pics rocks!
Hmm im into fornication i mean i have a son and another alien in the oven so lying is futile as 2of3 would say.. and i think both men and women are into it.. atleast where im from.
Who are these locals you are speaking of? the borg? vulcans? vampires? or do you live near a convent?...
Oh that pic of that inflatable sheep is priceless
THis entire post kind of proves that quite a few of us has too much free time on our hands, "not that there is anything wrong with that" "Seinfeld"
Saves on freight....the real ones weigh more....
Maybe in September I can bring something more tangible in my hand-luggage...
Jafo, you could always smuggle out a few 'Cane Toads', that would keep the US busy.. MAHAHAHA
sorry to disappoint you fuzzeh........but the sheep thing is a kiwi thing (new zealand) not an aussie fetish......
VAMPS STILL 'S THE
Kitty is correct, it is the New Zealanders that marry sheep.
'marry' is one word for it, I guess....
HAHA well, that's why when you ask a New Zealander how they are going, they usually reply.. 'Not Baaaaaad'
Better watch out. That island ain't all that far away.
Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase"Pulling the wool over his eyes"
I won't even mention what an old mate of mine told me about a mate of his, involving a 'Calf'.
Ahhh...New Zealand....where the men are men....and the sheep are nervous!......
though...can also be said of the Scots as well....
Why do the Scots wear kilts?...
'cause the sheep can hear sound of a zip undoing from 50 yards.....
whereas....aussies show far more class....
I saw a mention of "cane toads" arent they those giant toads in australia, i think i saw something on National Geographic channel about them, and they hide in the mud and only come out once a year or something like that???
cane toads.....
yeah... clever scientists thought it would be good for exterminating the cane beetle....
another introduced pest....now 200 million of them....and spreading......(like kiwis )
What syd said jp, bought in to wipe something out, but ended up being worse than the bug they were wiping out!
When I lived [a dreaded time too] in QLD, where the Cane Toads are prolific, the bastards were everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE! I found one in the toilet at friggin' SCHOOL! and unfortunately they are making their way to N.S.W.. when that happens I'm leaving the Planet.
I once counted over 150 of them in my backyard [this was in 1979]
H-1449, is that you?
It could only happen in New Zealand...
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