play the game more hours then you sleep.....
sing yo ho yo ho a pirate life for me everytime you here pirate raiders are on the lose.
talk to your self while you play the pretending to interactions with your fleets and captal ships
anyone got any else
When you build a temple in your back yard and wonder why your neighbors haven't moved out the next day.
When your kids build tree forts, you encourage them to install self destruct mechanisms in case they ever get overrun. If your neighbor's kids start throwing rocks from their treehouse, you mutter under your breath about the damn advent.
You get in a car accident and have an out of body experience. Good thing you researched lingering presence. You expect to be resurrected shortly by the mothership.
You and your friends go shopping and bring your kids. You calculate optimal cart placement based on the "3 kids per isle" rule (4 for the bakery, deli, and fresh foods areas).
You giggle hysterically every time you crack open an egg. Easter is especially enjoyable.
You refer to your wife as "the mothership" when talking about her to your kids.
You move into a new apartment and there's no room for anything. What were you thinking colonizing a dead asteroid!!?
You start your evening at "the pirate base" and after a few drinks find yourself out raiding people's homes for cash.
Your car stalls at a light and you start looking for phase jump inhibitors.
*disclaimer: single, with no kids. They just fit the jokes pretty well!
You see a mazda and almost have a heart attack before you realize its not level 6 yet.
Wouldnt they move because they will think you a religously creepy
lmaooooo!!!
when you're up at 2:30 in the morning refreshing this page to see if anyone thought you were funny.
My neighbors actually do have a temple in their yard. It looks like a cardboarp pyramid, primerily b/c it IS a cardboard pyramid. They also smoke pot on the back porch.....
when you think that at death, the motheship will be there to resurrect you.
You play to much when you RP and then get interested in a RP'ing league.
https://forums.sinsofasolarempire.com/344133
...you read all 13 pages of this in one sitting.
You press the plus/equals key repeatedly during load screens to make it go faster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when you begin accidentally quoting the ships in game.
"I'll do what I can..."
...
damnit
When you spend thirty minutes at your primary ship production planets finding the perfect spots for your cap ship factories and frigate factories in order to make what looks like an orbital shipyard, and then micromanaging a kol and two dunovs into the group to make it look like they're docked. All because it looks amazing and realistic.
And then making a fighter squadron fly around it so I can film.
SSAF, whose username is 'all packed up and ready to go [away]'
When you refuse a challenge thread in a forum for another game, telling them you'll play them only after they play you in SINS
http://acecombatskies.com/index.php?showtopic=17920&st=0
When you introduce 20 other people to the game. You play them and even though they all gang up on you, you still win (True story btw)
when, if being asked for directions to the nearest supermarket, you answer
"i believe that is 3 phasejumps due northeast, unless they finally built a phase stabilizer."
When you look at a map of the solar system you ask yourself... "why are the phase lanes curved... and why do the go around the sun and right back to the same planet?"
You then suddenly realize why we havent sent a colony ship to mars.
When you go to church and ask the pastor "what mod did God use?"
when you mount a high-powered rifle in the grill of your car so you can use the Railgun ability.
when your house is black, purple, neon green, and gold. And you accuse anyone who comes to your door of modding, because only you are supposed to be able to use stabilizers.
When you pain on the side of your muscle car "MY POWER IS UNMATCHED!"
when you fit a 18th century era cannon to the bed of your pickup so you can use gravity warhead.
when you're sitting in an airplane, and just before it takes off, you shout:
ALL HANDS, PREPARE FOR PHASE JUMP!
(quote from Dunov battlecruiser, when it's charging up for phase jump)
If someone ask you for help you give him a few hundred crystals....
or a model Kol Battleship.
*double post
When you about to play paintball and you shout, " THIS WILL BE OUR FINEST HOUR!!!!"
attempt to psionically control other people's minds.
have (and wear) a Vasari robe.
Wear a fully authentic TEC Admiral's uniform to a military function. (just imagine it. it'd be awesomely funny as they try to explain the various medals)
when you assume that an admiral has to have medals on his uniform.
when you troll the off topic forums because IronClad hasnt released any news (good, bad or otherwise) in 6 months
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