Happy Birthday Starkers    

Arrrrr, Have ye a Happy Birfdy' Captn'.  

Ah, Starkers, me old china....anothery under the belt, you old bastard....

Jafo 'll crack a tinnie for ya

[any excuse]...

Happy Birthday Starkers

Happy Birthday....

A very Happy Birthday to you, Captain Starkers!!!

I just couldn't resist buying you a little pressie      Happy Birthday, mate.

Have a happy birthday Starkers.......  

A very, very HAPPY BIRTHDAY,starkers. I baked you a cake,but my cat ate it! (I'm gonna miss him)

Happy Birthday, Starkers

I don't have any flashy Happy Brithday banners but Happy B-Day   

Please join in singing the official HMS Starkers Sea Shanty!


Men

(Group of men singing in the background)
Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men, men...

It's great to be on a ship with men
and sail across the sea, oh,
We don't know where we'll land or when,
but it's great to be with men.

'Cause men can sweat and men can stink
and no one seems to care, oh,
We'll throw the dishes in the sink
and clog the drain with hair, oh!
(And clog the drain with hair, oh!)

Men, men, men,
We're a ship all filled with men,
So batten down the ladies' room,
there's no one here but men!

Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men, men...

There's men above and men below
and men down in the galley,
There's Butch and Spike and Buzz and Biff
and one guy we call Sally!
(And one guy we call Sally!)

Men, men, men,
We're a ship all filled with men,
You'll never have to lift the seat,
there's no one here but men!

Men, men, men, men
Men, men, men, men...

We're men and friends until the end
and none of us are sissies,
At night we sleep in separate beds
and blow each other kissies!
(And blow each other kissies!)

Men, men, men,
we're a ship all filled with men,
So throw your rubbers overboard,
there's no one here but men!

Amen (pronounced "Ahhhhh, men!")