Hello Stardockians,
I came across a few tech jokes today on this website and couldn't resist sharing them with this awesome community:
Feel free to add your favorites in the replies. Laughter is, after all, the best code to crack. 😉
Warm regards,
What do you call a computer with flatulence? Thunderware. Why did the computer start smoking? It wanted to give up Vaporware.
TECH SUPPORT: “I need you to right-click on the desktop.”
CUSTOMER: “Okay.”
TECH SUPPORT: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
CUSTOMER: “No.”
TECH SUPPORT: “Okay, right-click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
TECH SUPPORT: “Okay, can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
CUSTOMER: “Sure, you told me to write click and I wrote click.”
Is it just me or am I the only one who finds this hysterical?
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.
Quoting the OP.
Crap!
Now Red's given me his Oldtimer's disease!
Crap!Now Red's given me his Oldtimer's disease!
1. Autocorrect can go straight to he’ll.
2. Why did the AI cross the road? Because the programmer coded a chicken joke into its decision-making process!
It takes 3
One to hold the light bulb and 2 to pick him up and turn him around
Even then there would be no guarantee that the programmers fixed all the bugs of the burnt out light bulb.
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