One of my favorite people will be going in for cataract surgery next week and I thought it would be nice to start a thread to wish him well or at least leave him in stitches.
Ed I hope all goes well and here are the;
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of 'em
10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"
I hope everything is ok Ed....... Take care mate.
I know that, you're too good-hearted and considerate... besides being a true gentleman.
You too, Ed!
Thanks guys, and Boxxi it's great to see you back around a bit more often.
34. We put your testicles into a bottle just like you requested
hey, mate. Let's keep it 'above the belt'.
Nimbin, that gave me a stomach ache all the way to my throat.
SORRY........ (can't help myself)
35: I regret to inform you, Mr Ed, but we inserted your penile implants the wrong way... as in backwards... which means that when somebody says "go eff yourself" your really will be able to.
36: Stomach ache will be the least of your problems if your implant decides to get all 'happy'
As long as it's the super sized implant I ordered all is well. Now if I got bigger shoes I could see my feet too.
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