since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
banned for taking the bull by the horns
Banned fpr excluding the bells of the balls the bull's bullocks said had to be greased before the bearings rolled to make the friction go away.
Banned for confusing ze rollerskates with ze bollocks of ze bull.... no matter how much you grease he's bearings, ze bull will not slide on he's balls unless he gets to 'eiffer.
Banned for technical support.
Banned for I didn't know the bull's technicals needed support.... but then I haven't been down to the farm lately Maybe I oughta, just to see if the milk maid knows anything about support-wear for wounded bulls. Well, didn't one of the Buffalo Bills get a rupture?
banned because you buffalo skate on a roller blade turd
Banned for playing with those hockey pucks in the house.
Banned for, as Freud would say, 'Stick Envy'. Do not pass GO; Do not pass the Electra Complex; Do not collect $200.
Banned for impersonating a monopoly board.
banned for trying to corner the monopoly
Banned for trying to railroad the waterworks.
banned for wine and cheese
Banned for yes please. . . . There is waterworks in Monopoly... No tears for fears here..
Banned for fears the waterworks may burst its banks between 'conveniences'... resulting in tears o'er wetness in the hearth.
Also banned for carrying on without me while I spent 3 days in bed with extreme migraine, vertigo and nausea.., I got so dehydated and dry yer could've struck a match on m' rump
Banned for man down. . Sorry to hear that starkers . Must be just awful.
It snowed on this first long weekend of the summer. . All better this Monday morning. 1-c but sunny.
[quote who="starkers" reply="17289" id="3552033"]Banned for fears the waterworks may burst its banks between 'conveniences'... resulting in tears o'er wetness in the hearth.
banned for thinking
Banned for being devoid of lateral thinking at critical times.... now you'll never know how cerebral thinking outside the box really works when challenged with a will I or won't I.
Thank you, your kind words are much appreciated.
Banned for Jurassic Park Epic Comeback. Except for you not being a dinosaur, or anywhere near Jurassic, but epic comeback by the Dino ton. . maybe
banned for going the way of the dinosaur
Banned for being a such deadpan straight man. Even the straight man should get a joke in once in a while.
Here you are leaving the audience like a man in the desert dying of thirst; offer them a glass of water on occasion.
Banned for you can lead a Ryat to water but you can't make him drink... or bathe in it on days that end with AY Nah, his missus get him to help her wash the car, then she throws a bucket of soapy water over him when he's not looking.
Banned for the Ryat is the first one to post in this forum of trivia treasures. I mean harsh banning of... And I figure he will be the last . . Unless.... hehe.
Banned for first AND last.... which is why I hated track n' field when I was as school. I was always last to come first and always frst to come last... then there were times when we did cross country and I didn't come at all.
Nah, I used to do the first 1/4 of the race before getting on a bus n' going home early
banned for trying to come on the bus
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