since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for a horse of a different colour... and tell her to take her shoes off before stepping inside for dinner.
Banned for girls and their shoes, and shoes, and shoes. Cept she has to buy twice as many... Lucky dog.
banned for considering that buying twice as many to be lucky
Banned for not understanding the female obsession with shoes... Imelda Marcos wasn't the only shoe hoarder in the world, and she had a penchant for wearing patent leather chastity belts.
banned for being shoeless
LOL So true. Knew a woman who had 3 dress and 100 shoes.
Banned for knowing a woman who was naked 4 days a week... and watching her tie her shoe laces would have been interesting.
banned for going in that direction
Banned for I was really going the other way... to whichever direction it is you're referring to.
Implausible deniability... deny everything unless there's money in it.
Banned for sage monetary direction.
Banned for denying implausablity... and don't talk to me about monetary direction it's always going the wrong way... towards rich pricks who have more than enough already.
Also banned for Carols... she left 'em under my bed again.
banned for hogging
Banned for deniable unplausability... and don't say you weren't hugging or hogging when gals at Hooters were spreading some Xmas cheer in the form of warm, embracing cuddles.
Also banned for the 'gun' in your pocket and telling them you were happy to see them.
banned for censoring yourself
Banned for it was a deliberate move on my part to get into even numbers..... AND white backgrounds.
Banned for having it your way. And cool avatar.
Banned for having it my way.
Banned for it's either my way or the low way... where flying under the radart gets things done.
banned for going low and slow
Banned for slow and easy does the job.
Banned for I've heard that women prefer their men slow and easy to those first past the post.
banned for slow ride
Banned for the colour of a different horse... and it smarts if ya puts linament on yer saddle sores.
So why do mounted policewomen wear 2 pairs of pantyhose... to help keep the flies off their saddle sores.
And what do you say to a mounted policewoman in the morning... was it as good for you as it was for me?
Banned for sneaking karma from myfablette. Nah... Just pressed at the wrong place. Man it'stouchy. And I will call today, "Fogday".
banned for fake symbiotic relationships
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