Today was long and weirdly interesting. I stated out getting my grocery shopping done so I'd be back before my eye doctor appointment. While waiting to return home this guy said he heard that some where in Oregon this woman went on vacation leaving her six kids at home and got arrested for child endangerment because the children were two 12 year olds, one 9, one 8, one 5 and one 3. My guess is she thought two twelve year old children was the equivalent of one 24 year old... Then while going home on the radio this guy was telling a story about a guy that would have a woman jogger stop, pull down her pants and shit on his lawn. So the guy took this person to court and the person was formally a man and had a sex change and her/his argument was silly. This person claimed that since the surgery they could no longer control themselves and had to poop on this person's lawn and it was their First amendment right. The commentator said maybe if a person was to go to the White House and poop on the lawn they could make this erroneous stretch of the First Amendment. My thought for the guy who was having his lawn pooped on by this jogger is if the jogger has lost bowel control then the court should order her to get a colostomy bag.. Problem solved. Well after all that I was on a bus and the bus couldn't complete the turn because some dim witted drivers. Fist there was a Black SUV illegally standing in the roar and a Buick that wouldn't move. Finally a pedestrian went up to the SUV and said to a person inside the vehicle they needed to move it. The person in the passenger's seat sat there like a dead brick and finally the woman that was the driver came out to the road, but just stared at the bus like she never saw a bus before. Wow I've had enough stupid weird stuff for awhile!
Wear a mask, stay away from people, don't work, go out of business,
go bankrupt, loot, burn, protest and we will be getting rid
of the police.
This is our plan to keep you safe in the 21 century.
This has been a humorous interlude.
Did they slow down the gamestop trading because the traders phone
batteries were old and the voltage was low?
Ever wonder if the universe is just a train layout built into a coffee table
in someone's living room?
Every time the train goes by a man pops out a door waving a lantern.
I heard they are going to put hydrogen in a balloon.
UFO events that defy worldly explanation.
Explanation:
1 Equipment malfunction anomaly.
2 Equipment malfunction caused by sabotage.
3 Rare atmospheric disturbance not yet understood but local, natural.
4 Probability of cause emanating from alien contact almost zero but you still have hope.
Rocket ride to weightlessness for people on a budget.
Take a motorcycle trip to a motel with a swimming pool.
1 Read my lips no new taxes.
2 The fundamentals of the economy are strong.
3 If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor.
4 It won't be another Vietnam.
5 I am not a crook.
6 Voodoo economics.
7 The Earth is flat and you will sail off the edge.
8 The State Department is infested with Communists.
9 Iraq has weapons of mass destruction and had something to do with the 9/11 attacks.
10 It is social media's fault.
11 The government is running a surplus.
12 Now hiring.
13 Enron is a great company, there is nothing fishy going on with your electric bill.
14 It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.
15 Outside of the killings, DC has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
16 Literally, if we took away the minimum wage — if conceivably it was gone —
we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely
because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.
17 Life is indeed precious, and I believe the death penalty helps affirm this fact.
18 Reports that say something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me,
because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know.
We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don’t know we don’t know.
19 Mission accomplished
How Kodak Exposed The Atomic Bomb
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
If you want to move hundreds of tons of mass, all you need is
a puff of steam that blows away in the wind.
Do you really believe it is possible?
I will now sum up the secret to the blinding speed of human technological progress for the last hundred years.
"We'll worry about it later."
Example:
You want to get rid of microscopic bugs.
Install spiders and don't disturb them by raking up everything.
They have a fishing net and I have seen them eat the whole web.
Spiders work, poison doesn't.
One definition of insanity is running for governor of California over and over again
expecting a different result.
How much of our tax money did the conservatives waste with this recall election in California?
LARRY KUDLOW: "The middle class never had it so good as under my former boss, Donald Trump.
Now with an extremely divisive Biden, America's foreign policy decline under Biden,
absolute chaos on our southern border under Biden, and a tax-and-spend policy
that is scaring 125 million investors near to death. With all kinds of things happening,
that no one thought would happen just a few months ago,
I will tell you, folks, I kind of yearn for the calm, peaceful, orderly, prosperous,
America-first around the globe days of Donald Trump. Just saying. That’s my riff."
The calm, peaceful, orderly, like a heart attack. Just saying. That’s my riff.
2006 was the last good year but I guess it works for you.
Maybe you should try being in the middle class for a while so you
can see what it is really like. You can move out with a thousand bucks and we will
see how you do, no cheating. And get rid of your rolodex.
"Japan is well known for having a huge national debt. As of the end of December in 2018,
the total amount of Japanese debt was 1,100,526,600,000,000
(one quadrillion one hundred trillion five hundred twenty-six billion six hundred million) yen."
Explain with charts why Japan’s HUGE national debt is not a problem at all
From the Hippocratic Oath.
"Whatsoever house I may enter, my visit shall be for the
convenience and advantage of the patient; and I will
willingly refrain from doing any injury"
"If I faithfully observe this oath, may I thrive
and prosper in my fortune and profession, and live
in the estimation of posterity; or on breach thereof,
may the reverse be my fate!"
If you force a person to take a vaccine against their will, isn't that doing harm to their psyche
and could adversely affect their health?
memories
Biden: American Rescue Plan Is Already Doing What It Was Designed To Do: Make A Difference In People's Everyday Lives
Ukraine Population 43,279,560 ?
Unlocking the secrets of the universe.
The universe had two options, synchronize the clocks or synchronize the particles.
The particles are synchronized.
The explanation. You need time dilation to synchronize the particles.
We can move the frames of reference and change the Cuckoo Clocks.
The particles are always right on time.
Russia/Population
144.1 million (2020)
Tesla is making cars that don't them selves burn fuel, isn't that what you want?
Gravity is the compressor, Entropy is the expansion valve.
We live in an impossible heat pump.
Made possible by the curvature of time space, relativistic effects and voodoo economics.
How to avoid drooling in a rubber room.
Don't absorb any information in the morning when you wake up.
Wait at least 45 minutes until you are fully awake.
Coffee or exercise for 45 minutes before absorbing any new information.
Absorbing information before you are fully awake can cause unnecessary discomfort.
When you are fully awake your mind and body are ready for a new mind blowing surprise.
Kimberly Guilfoyle Rips ‘Lazy’ Grads In Rant Against Student Loan Cancelation
Fact check:
People who go to college and earn a degree are not lazy.
Jack Sweeney, the 21-year-old college student, tracking Taylor Swift's private jet.
Could consciousness be an illusion?
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