Today was long and weirdly interesting. I stated out getting my grocery shopping done so I'd be back before my eye doctor appointment. While waiting to return home this guy said he heard that some where in Oregon this woman went on vacation leaving her six kids at home and got arrested for child endangerment because the children were two 12 year olds, one 9, one 8, one 5 and one 3. My guess is she thought two twelve year old children was the equivalent of one 24 year old... Then while going home on the radio this guy was telling a story about a guy that would have a woman jogger stop, pull down her pants and shit on his lawn. So the guy took this person to court and the person was formally a man and had a sex change and her/his argument was silly. This person claimed that since the surgery they could no longer control themselves and had to poop on this person's lawn and it was their First amendment right. The commentator said maybe if a person was to go to the White House and poop on the lawn they could make this erroneous stretch of the First Amendment. My thought for the guy who was having his lawn pooped on by this jogger is if the jogger has lost bowel control then the court should order her to get a colostomy bag.. Problem solved. Well after all that I was on a bus and the bus couldn't complete the turn because some dim witted drivers. Fist there was a Black SUV illegally standing in the roar and a Buick that wouldn't move. Finally a pedestrian went up to the SUV and said to a person inside the vehicle they needed to move it. The person in the passenger's seat sat there like a dead brick and finally the woman that was the driver came out to the road, but just stared at the bus like she never saw a bus before. Wow I've had enough stupid weird stuff for awhile!
What if a company put holes in their Network infrastructure that
malicious hackers could find, enter, swim around in
and finally drown in fake data?
I was driving by the beach a few months ago and a Tesla was in the lane
next to me, it was a hot summer day, they had the windows rolled up,
I guess they had the air conditioning on.
I looked at the front and rear rotors and calipers, the car looked like
a cool high performance vehicle.
I thought this was interesting.
Stocks rise then profits are taken until exhausted, prices fall,
then it is time to buy again. Three feet forward two feet back three feet forward two feet back.
Welcome to the computer age. It is all in the timing.
New TV show titled
"space robots 2099"
First episode titled
"Fake it"
Second episode titled
"Robots slipping on banana peels"
Third episode titled
"Robots wearing rain suits"
In the forth episode titled "SNAFU"
a computer driven car hits a pot hole in the rain
spins out and runs over a robot with a hole in its rain suit
that stepped on some bubble gum.
Episode titles continued:
"Spray painting spooky robots at a distance"
"Robots running on marbles"
"Robots falling in swimming pools"
"Robots playing with bear traps"
"A swim in salt water with robots"
"Robots walking on the bottom of a lake"
"Stuck in the mud with robots"
"Heavy robots feet stuck in termite infested flooring"
"Robots walking through wet cement"
"Robots slipping on wet grass"
"Robots going hay wire in the space station with no off switch"
"Robots falling off bridges in to rivers"
"Heavy robots braking bungee cords"
"Heavy robots braking rope bridges"
"Piles of robots with dead batteries on fire at the beach"
"Robots lost on space walks"
"Robots stuck in trash trucks"
"1000 ways to trip a robot"
Continued from reply #56
Avoid the "spraying fast drying glue toward spooky robots at a distance"
Just have these for every visual sensor on the robot and bring a lot of extras.
Redraven Speedview V1 - Electronic roll off goggle
Remember the game of clue?
One of these people did the murder with
one of these weapons in one of these rooms.
Miss Vivienne Scarlet, the sultry and beautiful actress of the game.
Colonel Michael Mustard the militant and athletic colonel of the game.
Mrs. Blanche White, the intrusive and kindly maid of the game.
Reverend Jonathan Green, the conniving and religious priest of the game.
Mrs. Elizabeth Peacock, the sinister and political senator of the game.
Professor Peter Plum, the uptight and intelligent professor of the game.
Candlestick
Knife
Lead Pipe
Revolver
Rope
Wrench
Ballroom
Billiard Room
Conservatory
Dining Room
Hall
Kitchen
Library
Lounge
Study
I think it was Professor Plum with the Revolver in the Library.
Why after millions of years did animals mostly stop using verbal communication?
They became far more advanced after realizing that nobody listens
anyway and it was deemed a waste of time.
Now they just use sign language like big white teeth.
This has been a humorous interlude.
Before and after
The Internet says the Humidity in my town is 47% right now.
I have two meters that say 69% right now.
Yesterday the news said Caitlyn Jenner's house burned down,
today the news said it didn't.
No reason they say,
How about post traumatic hazing syndrome.
You have been hazed, get it?
Today's Humidity at my location:
Internet says 16% right now.
I put the meter out side in the shade for two hours in the afternoon
and the lowest I got was 23% it says 54% inside with the window open right now.
Jim Acosta pushed the interns arm down with his left arm.
Expandable Baton Technique and Best Practices
Brace yourselves.
The Internet says the Humidity in my town is 72% right now.
My meter says 72% right now.
Do we live in a puppet show with reruns that is set to automatic for moments now and then?
Is human sacrifice for religious reasons a state decision
or can the feds make a law against that?
First Al Gore fixed the bacteria with antibiotics and now we have super gonorrhea.
Now Al Gore is going to fix the climate.
Don't forget Al Gore invented the Internet and soon he'll fix the planet and the universe.
Scientists Measure the Total Brightness of the Universe: 4 x 10^84 Photons
I thought I would come up with my own estimate.
With a simple google search I found that.
200 billion galaxies x
100 billion stars per galaxy =
20000000000000000000000 stars in the universe.
Each star emits 10^45 photons per second on average.
Age of universe 14 billion years
Seconds in a year 31,536,000 x 14 billion years x 10^45 photons per second
x 20000000000000000000000 stars = 8.83008 x 10^84 Photons
Some stars came into existence later than others and some became massive black holes.
Some Photons were absorbed and I just turned on my flash light.
Disclaimer: I used a web calculator for the math which hopefully worked right.
Keeping them honest.
I call this the no notch smart phone with pop up camera.
It doesn't have to pop up this far.
I call this the no notch smart phone
with pop up camera bar and inflatable disco ball.
The no notch smart phone with flying camera drone.
Did your girl friend just dump you?
Don't waste ten years of your life, it's over.
Get a new one or buy a new car.
Learn to enjoy being alone.
The sooner you stop thinking about her the sooner
you'll wonder why you cared at all.
This is a metaphor for everything.
My advice for 2019:
Check the air pressure in the tires yourself.
Adjust the brakes yourself.
Change the oil and filter yourself.
Open the hood and look at the engine.
If you don't look you'll never know.
Ignorance is bliss.
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