Today was long and weirdly interesting. I stated out getting my grocery shopping done so I'd be back before my eye doctor appointment. While waiting to return home this guy said he heard that some where in Oregon this woman went on vacation leaving her six kids at home and got arrested for child endangerment because the children were two 12 year olds, one 9, one 8, one 5 and one 3. My guess is she thought two twelve year old children was the equivalent of one 24 year old... Then while going home on the radio this guy was telling a story about a guy that would have a woman jogger stop, pull down her pants and shit on his lawn. So the guy took this person to court and the person was formally a man and had a sex change and her/his argument was silly. This person claimed that since the surgery they could no longer control themselves and had to poop on this person's lawn and it was their First amendment right. The commentator said maybe if a person was to go to the White House and poop on the lawn they could make this erroneous stretch of the First Amendment. My thought for the guy who was having his lawn pooped on by this jogger is if the jogger has lost bowel control then the court should order her to get a colostomy bag.. Problem solved. Well after all that I was on a bus and the bus couldn't complete the turn because some dim witted drivers. Fist there was a Black SUV illegally standing in the roar and a Buick that wouldn't move. Finally a pedestrian went up to the SUV and said to a person inside the vehicle they needed to move it. The person in the passenger's seat sat there like a dead brick and finally the woman that was the driver came out to the road, but just stared at the bus like she never saw a bus before. Wow I've had enough stupid weird stuff for awhile!
If you have a snail population eating your yard
I noticed that road runners like to eat a lot of snails
I haven't seen them eating slugs but maybe they do.
Are we headed toward Andromeda or is it gaining on us?
This is where the anti matter went as the universe formed.
This is a hint you will have to fill in a couple blanks.
C:\Users\you\AppData\Local\comfort of modern living\with it's many levels\Profiles\iuf8yx29.default\cache2\entries
fun loving on occasion zany yoyo
floozy
"Facebook To Inform Users If They Fell For Russian Election Propaganda"
I've created a simple tool to inform users if they fell for facebook.
Today's secret tip for windows users.
Lets say you are going to restart or shut down your computer.
Log off or sign out of your computer account before you restart or shut down
and you should also be able to install windows updates if they
are ready from the log in screen from the shut down options.
It works.
free style rap in a freak show trap
rude with an attitude in a bad mood
can't have a discussion with out a concussion
really gonna change a mind with nothing but a f-ing rhyme
no facts needed just keep on and repeat it
for thirty years with the pied piper all I got was what goes in a diaper
if your brain is so big why don't you try it buy it forget the riot
I try to be concise and find somebody nice
all I see is a frown on a rich f-ing clown
I'll swear it and compare it if the shoe fits wear it
is it in your sight I'll type write maybe fly a kite
talk talk it all goes right by with minds that could fit inside of a fly
don't like my rap that could fit on a cap on a sap with a baseball bat
next time I'll do better I can promise you that
An oldie but a goodie
Bliss
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It is just profit taking it will go up.
The devise you are reading this with is the trojan horse,
don't feel bad you never have a choice.
artursadlos - Cyberpunk City all in one security suite.
If you spend your life traveling at 99% the speed of light
the Earth is no longer a sphere according to the Special Theory of Relativity.
Someone asked where our universe is, so I made a map.
Universe Map
Let big tech with no sin cast the first stone at Facebook.
If there were a law making it illegal to use
or sell a persons information without their consent,
who is responsible when someone or entity is able to hack
into a social media site and steal it?
No one can guarantee that won't happen?
The free will experiment:
You can choose to read the spoiler below, just mouse over it or
you can choose to not read the spoiler below.
If you choose not to read it and the information still comes to
you from another source you will realize that you don't have free will.
How long will your belief that you have free will last?
Tell a friend.
If Sarah Palin had been on the ticket with someone
in the republican party they would have had a better chance to win.
The reality of either box changes after you read the second box.
The order doesn't matter.
red light, green means yellow
red means green
Looking for the answer?
Lets say that you live in a simulation like the matrix.
You make plans and execute your plans but in the long
run you notice that your plans always turn to crap.
There is only one explanation for this phenomenon.
You can't beat the entity who runs the matrix,
the entity's plans override your plans.
This was very apparent by the time I was 45.
Good luck.
The 10 Cars most likely to have been in an accident
The romantic relationship graph.
Year3________^\
Year2_______^__\
Year1______^____\
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Year4____________________>----*
Year5$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Year6$
Year7>----*
Year8>----*
Infinity>----*
Ever notice when you go to a place that you have never been before
or start a new job? The first walk through looks great,
but after a year and a half you find out what is really going on.
I have been thinking of a small metal box with marbles in it.
I think we could produce ten million a year with an assembly line.
I call it the "rattle box".
Regarding the Fermi paradox:
Hi I am an extraterrestrial from the far side of the milky way.
I have been trying to contact humans on earth but everyone
ignores me. I was dropped off on earth to study life here.
There is no way I came from your loins.
We use a communicator for long distance transmissions that
you can't detect yet. I have a cloaking device with me,
I can stand right next to you and you won't ever see me.
I think some people look smarter when they wear glasses.
Possible side effects of ambien
Rapid heartbeat
Nausea
Vomiting
Diarrhea
Loss of appetite
Impaired vision
Slow breathing rates
Muscle cramps
Allergic reactions
Memory loss
Inability to concentrate
Disorientation
Emotional blunting
Depression and/or suicidal thoughts
Insomnia
Nightmares
Sedation
Confusion
Dizziness
Aggression
Addiction
Rapid or irregular heartbeat
Nausea and vomiting
Abdominal pain
Appetite loss
Double vision
Pinpoint pupils
Respiratory depression
Skin rashes
Abnormal body movements
Difficulty concentrating
Disorientation to place or time
Loss of emotional affect
Loss of pleasure in daily life
Depression
Suicidal thoughts or suicide attempts
Anxiety
Sleep disturbances
Excessive sedation
Confusion and disorientation
Lack of motor coordination
Slow response times
Delayed reflex reactions
Hallucinations
Impaired judgment
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