First place I saw this I was in Tijuana.If you see these you know where you are.View
Diagnosed with a condition that preventsthe ability to fake empathy.The majority are able to fake empathy.
'Removable' Processorsnextmultiple Processors with'Dial A Crash'
Benghazi very dangerous placeNewtownvery safe placeBenghazi4 killed 10 injuredNewtown26 killed
One of those news people should go under coverand live exactly like a homeless person for threemonths.Just one catch, you have to do it stone soberfor three months. No cheating.
When I was in high school they taught usthat one pot joint was worse for your bodythan a whole pack of cigarettes.Were they lying then, now, or then and now?
Dupable and malleable is how they want you.
Just move it to the cloud.
Evidence for evolution was created and lefton earth by extraterrestrials to fool uswhile aliens control everything thathappens on earth for their TV show"sex and war".
One thing that sobriety will help you withis realizing that different people have differentconnection speeds when watching videos on the Internet.Videos having a connection speed setting allow usersto manually select a speed thus facilitating theirability to actually watch a video.With out this setting you might as well be on dial up.Some are to young to have experienced dial up.I would name names but I don't want to embarrass you.Have another bong load.
Plastic bags are no longer being recycled in LA.Mankind caused the end of the last ice age.Have another bong load.
Photons Leave a star on the other side of the universetraveling at the speed of light.The Photons arrive at earth and from their perspectiveno time has passed and no distance has been traveled.Why then when you detect them with your telescopedid their focal point change and you detect great distanceto the star they came from?Have another bong load.
Lets say you have a ship that could go faster than the speed of light and take you to a nice planeton the other side of our galaxy in a short period of time.How many of you would leave Earth?Now you know why they tell you that youcan't go faster than light.Have another bong load.
You are in a space ship that has left mars andis returning to earth. NASA sends a radio broadcast from earthtoward and on a parallel path to you. Using an accurate clockNASA broadcasts for exactly 2 minutes. You receive the broadcaston your ship and use an accurate clock to time the length of the broadcast.Your ship is traveling 50,000 miles per hour.Question 1Using today's physics calculate the time the broadcast lastswhen received and timed by you on the space ship?Question 2How long does the broadcast last when receivedand timed by you on the space ship during the realexperiment?
If the Special Theory of Relativity is correct.If the universe expanded after a big bang at ahigh rate of speed. If you look toward the other sideof the universe wouldn't the distant objects appearto be getting further away from you as the expansionof the universe slows down?
10 plus 2 equals 12Lets test this theory in the [real world].You have 10 marbles of differing sizes in your pocket.You go for a 15 minute walk. While walkingyou find 2 marbles on the ground and pickthem up and put them in your pocket.When you return home you move your marblesto a box and count your marbles.You count 5 marbles.[10 plus 2 equals 5]You also find 1 hole in your pocket.
"Vintery, mintery, cutery, corn,Apple seed and apple thorn;Wire, briar, limber lock,Three geese in a flock.One flew east,And one flew west,And one flew over the cuckoo's nest."
Someone said something like this."If you are in government your job is not to shut downthe government your job is to run the government."
Why 'Slobby' Women Make The Best Girlfriends:They are the best with out a doubt.When seeing them don't expect or think about marriage.
What sounds more illogical and impossible?Pluto orbiting earth in about 25 hours and travelingfaster than light while orbiting earth.Or.Observing the length of the known universeshrink to 1 billion miles.After contemplating this question you mayneed a shrink.
Welcome to today's meeting of relativity anonymous.We will be taking a trip on a universal space lines tour ship.Find a seat under the bubble canopy for best viewing.Get out your mirror and put on your seat belt.The hatch is closed and we are on our way.We are leaving the solar system and making a big turnfor some sight seeing. We are passing Voyager 1 on our way backto earth for a fly by. As we pass Voyager 1 we will decelerateto 99% of the speed of light so we can fly by earth and observe the effectsof special relativity. Earth is coming up on our upper left don't blink.We will measure and observe earth during our fly by. Notice the earthis flat as a pancake just like our ancestors thought it was.Now on our right side is an object with infinite length, watch theobject contract in length as we accelerate. I would take us for another fly by ofearth but the sun just burned out. We will have to travel to my man madevacation planet on the other side of the universe, ETA 5 minutes.We will have some beverages waiting for you when we get there.Do you like Jim Beam?
Acceleration,deceleration and gravity are forces you can feel.I can believe large G forces would slow down a clock.When a relatively large particle traveling at a high rate of speed in spacehits earth's atmosphere it would experience high G forces.How many G forces would it experience in an accelerator?
Ever notice that after traveling a long distanceat varying speeds you are still right thereand everything else moved.
Ever wonder if gravity waves hit you in the eye?How was your simulation today?In level one you don't know about Level two and three.If you jump to level three find level two, you can't go back to level one.
Here in your simulation The maximum speed you can reach is zero,the maximum distance anything can move is the size of the frame of reference.When objects move away from you they really only shrink in size.The shrink rate can change appearing to give speed to an object.Objects can move around in the frame of reference but you can't.Only you really exist in your simulation. You can be moved toanother simulation at any time changing some rules in your simulation.Welcome to dementia.
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