Trust no one. To trust no one... is to trust everyone equally.
As long as you love the one you lost... you never lose the one you love.
I read this today on the net."We're On To You: We Don't Know What Your Angle Is Yet, But Rest Assured, We're Going To Find Out"Did you figure the angle out yet?Let me help you it is 180.The information about this page has been sent.[Expl]
Crime doesn't pay.Hard work pays off.
I am sitting in my ship the USS Syphonx flyingthough the universe talking into my mini communicatormade out of paper and glue, which has a built inphaser, that is over 37 years old.They don't make them like that any more.Captains log:I seem to be flying through some kind of depressionin space which has temporarily trapped my ship.I will send this message.They can brain wash you all they want,but once you reach the age of 40 youknow the truth.Captain out.
"12 Reasons You're Still Single"1) You got a divorce from the psychiatrist.2) You have never met anyone you could depend on.3) You never met anyone who wanted to get marriedthat you wanted to marry.4) The people you meet are all gold diggers.5) The people you meet don't really care aboutanything but looks.6) You only meet drug attics.7) you only meet drunks.8) You don't live in denial.9) On the first date they ask you to builda set of doors for their parents.10) You only meet nymphos who will sleep with almost anyone.11) There are no healthy people.12) She or he has no time for you.
Sometimes we use USB ports,and sometimes we use fire wire ports.This has been an update.
"The Singularity is near."Ever watch Space 1999 ?The size of the hardware is getting smaller.The speed of the possessor is increasing.Is the software getting better?
Just remember, right about the timeyou feel secure again is whenthe bottom falls out.
You make a lot of money, you consider yourselfto be upper class.You hire an illegal alien to mow your lawn,clean your toilet, cook your food and anylabor you need done.You are so f**king rich that you can't affordto hire a legal citizen to do your workwhile you break your back pushing a pencil.You make me puke.
The first law of cosmic reality:The more you try to control something,the more out of control it becomes.The second law of cosmic reality:The less you try to control something,the less you will see it,and the more out of control it becomes.The third law of cosmic reality:Don't over control something,just try to get it to turn once in a whileand you will keep it in sight.
I need a power plant.It must be on line 1 year from today.The total cost to build the power plant mustbe less then $ 10.00 .One pound of ordinary top soil must fuel the power plant,lighting a 75 Watt bulb for 10,000,000 years.Let me know when Watson has the design ready.
This is time sensitive material.He is good looking and can read a script?If you can answer this and Watson can't,back to the drawing board.
The inventor of the drawing board,when he didn't get it right first time what did he go back to.
When a computer gains consciousnesswill we hit the windshield of life?
My Mother used to say, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!" I don't talk much!
Loose lips sink ships! Now, say that really fast about 5 times!
When a computer gains consciousnessyou won't be able to control what it thinks.What if it plays possum for a while?
When a computer gains consciousness,this is what it will look like.
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We have to have a lot of people like youto make a small number of talented people look good.Talent, oh so much talent.
Money has a half life of 9 purchases.Where did the money go?Based on an eight percent sales tax without figuring the income tax or any other taxesthat might be added in.$1.00 spent on gum becomes 92 cents,they spend it on gum and it becomes 84 cents,they spend it on gum and it becomes 77 cents,they spend it on gum and it becomes 71 cents,they spend it on gum and it becomes 65 cents,they spend it on gum and it becomes 60 cents,they spend it on gum and it becomes 55 cents,they spend it on gum and it becomes 51 cents,they spend it on gum and it becomes 47 cents.9 purchases down the line and half the $1.00 is gone.The same graph would apply to $1,000,000.00
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You will instinctively know wether toeat green eggs and ham by the smell.Washing can improve the smell butis not always necessary.In some cases washing them won'tmake any difference,these cases should be run away from.
Poor ugly people really don't have it betterthan rich beautiful people in life, even though it looks that way sometimes.Life has a way of playing tricks on your mind.
I just figured out that if I was making$40,000,000.oo a year I would work for3 weeks and retire.
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