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The debacle was known as Snakes on a Plane. It is famous for being, as you accurately percieved, a FAIL movie.
Dare I say that it was "monkey-fighting" awful?
Yes, you may say that.
So if you watch this movie as a comedy, laughing at its FAILtastic-ness, does it worth it?
I mean, as far as I know, the movie was intended as a thrilling action film, but that doesnt stop anyone from LMAOing at it
"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"
I think the movie is FAIL because of the entire premise.
Snakes. On a plane. To kill someone.
That alone says how FAILtacular it is.
I mean, any idiot assassin with half a brain would know that simply blowing a plane up is WAAAAY easier to use as a method of murder than trying to smuggle a bazillion poisonious snakes onto a plane to kill somebody.
And, after all, Akhmed the Dead Terrorist would advocate blowing it up, and he IS the authority on blowing stuff up in a suicidal manner.
Reference is success
WTF!?!?!?
So is that the plot of the movie?? For realz?
Someone wants to kill someone (or everyone) on a plane, and they smuggle snakes into that plane to do it? Thats so so damn LAME
Wow, now I know everything there is to know about this movie. It SUCKS. Big time
Nuf said.
This. Is. Why. AKHMED THE DEAD TERRORIST IS AWESOME.
Because he blows stuff up, and even has poliosis.
too bad he is dead and can no longer stand on his own
Anybody else notice that he pulls out the pistol, says "it's time to open some freaking windows," then puts it away again straight afterwards?
"It's time to open some windows, but not with this. That would be monkeyfighting stupid."
Yes, sadly Akhmed is unable to support himself effectively. Though strangely he is able to player Twister.
Maybe he had help?
No, I didn't notice; but then again I've never actually seen the movie. So meh, I guess it'd be one of those things that's there for "dramatic effect".
It's not particularly dramatic though, as the film is LOLFAILtacular.
Snakes on a Plane is the great of all time. It's exactly what you'd expect a movie called SNAKES ON A PLANE to be, there's snakes everywhere! It's crazy!
Right.....
Btw, I think you meant to say "is the greatest movie of all time", here.
Nope, great instead of greatest was my only mistake. There's nothing better.
its sarcasm(for the fail)
Ok, but it is the greatest what? The greatest car you've ever driven? The greatest hotel you've stayed in? The greatest movie you've ever seen?
Proper English please
I was only being half sarcastic there, but w/e.
Whiskey, search your inbuilt codex. There must be a rule that allows this
There is. It's called "DEATH FROM ABOVE PUNKS".
Any unit with a Jump Pack/Jet Pack can do it. A model which attempts a "DFAP" move must move 12", and then inflicts a number of wounds that ignore armor saves equal to the models base wounds value (i.e., the wounds value given by its profile, not its current value)+D6.
Which makes Tau Battlesuits really nasty, as an Assault Marine inflicts D6+1 wounds, while a battlesuit inflicts D6+2 wounds.
Tau Commanders can inflict as many as D6+3 or D6+4 wounds. Which all ignore armor saves.
Basically, it makes any unit using it an instant badass.
See, I love the Tau, except for the fact that underneath all that cool sci-fi armour, they're just Space Goats with Voldemort faces...
ROFL
Hey Whiskey... How big is a crisis suit, and how does it even work?
Just some awesome W40K things for you guys.
not you the other guy
"Snakes on a plane is the greatest of all time"
"There's nothing better"
It's pretty clear that I mean to imply that it's the greatest of all things when I added that there's nothing better. It's greatness rises above the greatness of all other objects. Snakes on a plane transcends comparison to mere cinema and your attempt at confining it to that medium with such a dumb remark is insulting.
Morpheas' first language isn't english so he doesn't always get sarcasm, which is why he lashes out with proper english please comments instead.
Yes. Yes it does.
+1 for the Space Goats with Voldemort faces. I personally like the Inquisition waaay more though. (more power than you can shake a stick at has its instant appeal).
How big? Probably between 2 and 3.5 meters in height, maybe as much as 1000 kilograms mass, and probably a meter or two in width and depth.
How it works? No clue. You'd have to ask an Earth Caste scientist, and even you probably won't get an answer you'll understand (stupid xeno languages and heretical unhallowed xeno machines).
After all, the Imperium is more advanced than the Tau and arguably more advanced than the Eldar. It does feature weapons that are star-destroying (literally; look up M37 on Lexicanum, specifically the Occlusiad War).
The Imperium can even build what is technically a lightsaber: the Sollex-Aegis Energy Blade (Lexicanum is your friend).
If your being sarcastic about the supposed greatness of Snakes on a Plane, please stop. No one else thinks that SoaP is a good movie (I just realized that the acronym of the movie name spells 'soap'), so you're liable to be labelled a troll.
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