Long day at work, groggy and loopy, disclaimer finished.
[EDIT] -Bear Cavalry
-Add a game feature or quest that changes the box art to reflect the game.
-Players should get to use two Sovereigns if they received a double shipment of the game by mistake.
-Put in a 'Ye Olde Mechanic' unit that can alter game mechanics from within the game, then take a long holiday.
-Create a quest where you have to find a male frog and try to misinterpret his dialogue and read too much into it.
-Add in a cheat where if you type 'Old man, you seek the Spell of Mastery.', Elemental exits and launches MoM in DOSBox.
-Make it so that all Sovereigns share the same mana pool, and have to play 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' to decide who gets to regenerate each turn.
-Watchtowers should manufacture watches.
-Fishing as a food resource where the fish provide food returns based on the patented 'Juicy Sweetness' rating system by Smeagol.
-Players should have the ability to Give Karma to other Sovereigns through the Diplomacy screens.
-Milk should be listed as a sub-resource to Food, and needs to be watched constantly on a per-city, per-turn basis to check if it has gone bad. The Sovereign has to be in the city to personally inspect the Milk stores.
-Elemental should be free to all those who purchased Elemental before playing v1.1 after buying expansion 1.B if they didn't purchase Elemental before playing expansion 1.A.
-Admiral Ozzel should be punished for coming out of hyperspace too close to the Hoth system.
-In campaign mode, a *Spoiler Warning* should pop-up before any reveals or story progression.
-New terrain type - 'Carpet'.
-Terrain tiles should light up when the Sovereign walks on them, just like Michael Jackson in the Billie Jean video clip. The Sovereigns should also be singing Billie Jean as they walk.
-Units positioned in front of Archers should be subject to friendly fire. There should also be a percentage chance that a fight starts up as a result.
-Units trapped between enemy influence zones should be able to spend one turn maneuvering as though they were trying to get past laser security sensors.
-In tactical combat, Attack, Damage, and Defense should be combined into a single statistic and rolled with a 2 sided dice. A roll of '1' results in auto-fail, whereas conversely, a roll of '2' results in manual-fail. This is due to the real world problem associated with a 2 sided dice.
-Add in a nuclear spell that causes other Sovereigns to get nervous. The Sovereign researching or casting the nuclear spell can cleverly and diplomatically disguise it as just an 'Update Schedule' to avoid a backlash.
-Female Sovereigns should be able to research the 'Spell of Faking' for the win.
-The Master Quest should be to cause the game to crash and report the error.
-A message from The Bishop: "I foretold of your folly. These lands rightfully belong to the Church. And I will have them!".
-All your modding tools are belong to us!
-Redefine 'Multiplayer' to include AI opponents.
-Bastion should say my name.
-Organized Teleport. Units teleport at the same speed as the Sovereign, even if the Sovereign has Hyperwarp and those units only have Ion Drive.
-A mana pool should be something a Sovereign uses to drive other people's kids to school in.
-The casting cost of spells should be measured in Flower Petals.
-New Weakness Trait - 'Unhelpful Complainer'. Resource accumulation is slowed and morale suffers as the Unhelpful Complainer whips their soldiers during combat in an effort to explain to them that they mustn't die. -50.
-For added realism and immersion, the Sovereign should spend 2 out of 3 turns sleeping.
...... Feel free to add more. I'm about to drop off where I sit.
**[Updated]**
-Speech bubbles for NPCs with Tourettes Syndrome.
-Add in NPCs who have Tourettes Syndrome.
-New Equipment Slot - 'Hair clip'.
-Currency exchange system between Kingdom and Empire factions.
-Offspring should have a 9pm curfew.
-New Spell - 'Differentiate Spell'. This spell acts as an addon to existing spells and adds a random effect in addition to the standard effect of the spell. 'Differentiate Spell' can be be used to target 'Differentiate Spell'.
-We need a quest that allows our Sovereigns to know what magic is.
-New Spell - 'Mirror Image'. 1dN illusory images of target unit are created on adjacent tiles in tactical battle. The appearance of these images varies in accordance with the different types of funhouse mirrors. There is a 67.32% chance that the images become frightened of one another and disappear.
-Special fencing needs to be erected to prevent younger offspring from drowning in the Global Mana Pool.
-The image translators should work for the construct program, so the whole game will be displayed as scrolling XML code.
-New Spell - 'Returnification'. This spell attempts to return your troops to the nearest city, but ultimately fails.
-AI opponents should have a Chess mini-game to play while they wait for the Human player to 'End Turn'.
-New Quest - 'The Quest to end all Quests'. Makes it so that there are no more quests in the game.
-The Conquest Victory option should be described on the box or in the manual as such: 'To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.'
-New Unit - 'The Mouthguard of Sauron'. He just really needed to have something cover those teeth.
-Bring back Firefly.
-New Plane - 'Arc anus'. (Too cheap?)
-New Unit - 'Stupid fat hobbit'.
-Greedo was secretly in love with Han Solo, and couldn't bring himself to hurt him.
-New City Enchantment - 'Levitating City'. The enchanted city rises 10cm off the ground. This spell incurs a once-off materials cost, as a single step needs to be placed before every outer door of every building to avoid lawsuits from people tripping over to get inside.
-New Weakness Trait - 'Gibson's Disease'. Your Sovereign develops a tendency to randomly spout racism and beat their spouses. You receive a penalty to diplomacy, fewer offspring, and the ability to know what women want. -30.
-Magic Stamps. Rather than being imbued, champions line up at the Magical Welfare office once every 7 turns to receive allocated 'Magic Stamps' from the Sovereign. The stamps will be fluorescent pink.
-To make tactical combat more interesting, have some random units begin combat within enemy ranks, but facing their own side. It should take 1dN combat turns for them to figure out their mistake, until which they will fight for the enemy.
-Sovereigns should communicate through two cups tied to a long piece of string.
-New Race - 'Vegetarian Cannibals'. They're not vegan though, so they can still eat dairy made from their women's breast milk. (Too gross?)
*Feeling stupid ritgh now*
New unit: 10K goblin. Everyone with a ring on him can be attack by 10K goblin in the search of "the one to rule them all".
New Trait: Political Erectness - The Sovereign must sit up perfectly straight during all diplomatic exchanges...... What? What did you think it would do?
Well, the erection of a new political system
OK. I demand that all these spelling mistakes be fixed.
core armor needs to be core armour.
core flavor text needs to be core flavour text.
core special armor needs to be core special armour.
Nah, should add a new spell : Gramma : Everything that isn't rigth should be corrected by her and her only, cause you know, everything is better when Gramma take care of it Should counter the Kant spel hear spell.
harpo
Is someone made a request to have the Lord Xia unit? Lord Xia seems like bacon: put it everywhere to make it better!
Reduced insurance premiums for the Fallen. They can't help it. It's in their nature to fall, and they shouldn't be discriminated against!
Ok, I got a big one, instead of the finishing scene that we got when we win with the spell of making, put this one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo&feature=BF&list=PLD01F5C7C6CD21C9E&index=112
Only thing is we need to buy the rigth for it .
-allow firearms in the game. But only for my faction
-the ability to use a large group of donkeys as cannon fodder/front lines. Upgrades include the ability to sharpen their hooves
-nukes, we gotta have nukes
-hoverboards for my soverign as an upgrade to travelling boots
-random shark attacks if travelling via ship
A playable game with no crashes
is it ridicolous enought?
@asadex: No, it´s not. You´re out.
@Gammit10:
I don´t find (primitive) firearms ridiculous. They wouldn´t have to work with normal gunpowder, they could work with a magical gunpowder or could be entirely magical.And nukes - ok, nukes would be ridiculous, but nuke-like highlevel magic wouldn´t be.And some beasts attacking your ships would be a nice addition too.
But ok, guess I have to make a ridiculous request myself?How about, mmmh, being able to send out troops of highly trained gardeners to improve the landscape?
I thought it was...
BTW
what if the childs born when the sovereign is away looks like the nearest champion?
Replace the in-game music with gangsta rap
-A female sovereign with the 'Ugly' trait should have a passive chance to paralyze (or turn to stone? or outright kill?) any unit she's adjacent to, friend or foe.
-Female NPC trait: Black Widow - every time she has a kid, she kills the character she's married to. This is a hidden trait, so if your male sovereign marries a woman with this trait...
-The higher a female character's Charisma, the higher her defense is when unarmored.
-Likes Intimacy: Character must be in the same stack or city as their mate in order to produce offspring. This would also be a hidden trait. Randomly determined for sovereigns.
-New Unit: Ooze Spillers - They cover a one tile radius per turn in a sticky black goo that destroys any resource point, causes all income from any towns effected to drop to 0 and costs the faction 10 gold per turn to clean off and protect that tile.
I love this one!
Sovereigns who don't enforce trade caravan maintenance incur a speed penalty on trade. Those wooden wheels need to be rotated twice annually!
Let heroes become themselves Soveirgns at a society's collapse.
Implement Encomiendas, gifts of land to great warriors to further conquest incentive and control over new lands.
This is not in any way ridiculous. But you are forgiven, because it would be awesome. I have made a similar suggestion to have something like an Angmar at Minas Morgul type scenario.
But that still doesn't change the fact that this request does not fit in here. Allow me to modify it to bring it up to code.
Let heroes become themselves golden sovereigns, as the new form of currency at a societys' collapse.
Implement Wonkabars, gifts of chocolate to great warriors to further incest and control over new slaves.
There now. That made hardly any sense at all. Job done.
Istari: Hey now, looks like we just founded a new sport! Go over suggestions in the forums an turn them into something with hardly any sense at all!So when somebody writes "I want a bug-free EWOM!" you write something like "E womt all bugs freed!". Hey, that´s fun. Try it.
Oh, and my (additional) silly suggestion, ehm...
You should be able to research a tech that enables you to use crystal to make magical disco balls.This would make your people happy. It would thus result in +1 prestige for each building in a city that already gives prestige.Cause everything looks better with magical disco balls.It would also enable you to train units to be "Groovy Dancer"s. Training would be done in a totally unconventional mechanism that wouldn´t be used in any other part of the game, with quite a bunch of complicated menus, involving rock-paper-scissors and complex trigonometric equations to be solved.A Groovy Dancer unit would be extremely useless if you got no elemental shards, but if you got those, it would be extremely overpowered.Every such unit would give you one mana income for each elemental shard you possessed, and it you be able to cast cool elemental spells that you would love to be able to cast yourself with your sovereign, but that wouldn´t be allowed anywhere else in the game than with those units.On the other hand it would be extremely tiring to train your units to be Groovy Dancers, up to killing the whole fun in the game, so in the end you wouldn´t use those units at all anyway.
as an addendum to infantes suggestion, i demand that we be able to load the game onto the wii so that said groovy dancers can be trained by the sovereign using the nunchuk add on on the wii remotes. Once you get them to gain a level you will need the exercise matt for the wii to teach them new dance moves everytime they level.
This is indeed an interesting development. Almost certainly something that could get us labeled as trolls, and possibly banned. I like it!
I think however that Glowing_Ember's idea will have to be put on hold. The Wii is becoming obsolete, so we should wait first until they release the Nintendo Poo.
wait wait wait, may have been covered already....
Are there trolls in War of magic cuz i can't remember....
I think a dev should make a ruling on this....
New Option: Play by Telepathy. I want to be able to play Elemental with my friends via a psychic link.
-New unit: Siren. When you are on water, you are automaticly seduce by them. After they have seduced you, they talk why they can't date you because you are too smart, beatiful, strong. But if you have a bard in your team, you can now recruit them or fish them and make McSiren at your local Inn or Pub.
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