An interesting article on IGN claims that, apparently, Duke Nukem Forever may not be cancelled after-all, and has been handed to Gearbox - the creators of Borderlands - to complete. After hearing of the demise of the-now-comical Duke Nukem Forever, I have to admit I was a little sad that I'd never get my hands on what has become the longest serving tradition in gaming history - waiting for the Duke. Some 14 years after development began, are we actually getting close to a release? More importantly... does anyone still care?
Duke better come out, or I'm going to rip off someone's head and shit down their neck. And when it does come out, I'm going to be in the mood for kicking ass and chewing bubblegum.
You feel that drop in the room temperature? That was Hell freezing over. And those sounds outside your window aren't birds chirpping, it's pigs oinking while they fly
Why do you care? What are you going to get out of this game? Nostalgia? Breasts are probably the only valuable thing in this game (assuming its a 'game').
You can click a button to urinate... must purchase.
There is also a beer button.
I can do both of those things in real life. Often at the same time. What makes this game special?
George B. can now fly?
Because you can do that while shooting pigs in cop uniforms, watching strippers, and saving the Earth from alien scum?
........I do that in real life too........
(if by alien scum you mean 'internet scum' and by 'saving the earth' you mean 'loling around on the floor at')
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