For some of those old school role players out there, like my-self, I thought I'd start a little something fun. Here's the rules.
You are the Sovereign of a mighty Kingdom or Empire, either good or evil. Make a In Character post, pretending to be that Sovereign saying what-ever it is they would say to their enemies.
For a Evil Sovereign whatever megalomaniacal thing you can come up with will be enjoyable.
For a Good Sovereign, you can talk about vanquishing evil, but you have to throw some "Goodness" in there somewhere to distinguish it from the ranting of the evil sovereigns. If you're a good sovereign replying to another good sovereign this may prove to be more interesting then your standard evil reply to goodness or the good reply to evil. I guess we'll see. Have fun with it!!!
Every post must reply to the poster above it except for the first post, which I'll start now.
Remember you must reply to the person above you In Character. Please keep the posts semi-short. Don't write a whole book please, you can start a new thread for that . <----- Yes, Wintersong, I'm thinking of You when I say "don't write a whole book". A few paragraphs is ok. Let's say under 300 words.
You fools. I will destroy you All!!!! You have no idea of the power you face, no comprehension of the gruesome deaths that now await you!!! I am the devourer of souls, the void in the depths of the darkness. There is no light, no goodness, in all of this pathetic universe that can stand up to the might of Raven Xavier!!!! Kneel before your Lord and Master you worms, or be destroyed and cast into the pit!!! Your lands will run red with the blood of your people and those who wish to live will serve me...or die by my hands and those of my forces of death and darkness. Kneel to me!!!!
Mwhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Insect. You will obey me or I will dissect every member of your village. You will be last. Unless you have something of interest. Some spells perhaps. Not enough. You and your minion are all gonna burn in the never ending pit of dispair. Your universe has become my universe.
The way it should be.
OOC: really, no one else? bummer.
Note: next post reply to IROKONESS above pls, thank you.
Thanks Raven X for a dead post. You might find a few more takers if you go on impulse community forums.
They're gamers and role play all the time.
I don't know if your cool enough though.
lol cool enough. I'm "too cool" if anything I figured this being tied to the Elemental forums I'd get some takers from the people who will be playing Elemental.
Probably would have fared better in an Elemental-specific forum.
"Misc" cross-posts...
I thought about that but I wasn't sure if it would be cool to spam up the Elemental General forum with a "Forum Game". Maybe I'll give it a shot there if it doesn't do so good here in miscellaneous hell.
@ IROKONESS
you're
Ah yes. Correcto minndo. You know I'm just getting darn lazy lately..
'darned'
Unless you are talking about mending socks...
Guess who's turn it is to be picked on today...
Heathen. Do you see the arrongance in your words? "Priedeth come before a fall", the ancient gods say. You confess strength, trying to incite fear with words. But I can hear the uncertainty through the void. Your evil holds no place in this realm. The Prophecy states your downfall, Dark One, and your words have sealed your fate. Prepare for Judgement.
For Darkness cannot survive the Light.
FOOLISH MORTAL! I have watched you from the UNDER HALLS OF FEAR AND LOATHING. Have you not seen the weight of my EVER SEEING EYE OF BROG-GRAH on your PATHETIC FOREHEAD?
You claim to be the "light", but it is clear you do not SEE any better FOR IT. Oh yes, I know all your little "issues", the things that keep you up in the NIGHT. I am confident I need not take action. I'll drink to your downfall on my throne while I watch you and your people SUFFER.
Your Eye of BROG-GRAH is no threat to My All Seeing Crystal Ball of Eden. In it I can see your blood generation toiling for my offspring and mysef
for our food and clothes.
And not very well at that. But then, look at the source. I see your soul begging for release but, you know deep down you deserve every rotten,stinking, sad, challenged day. You will rue the day you set EYE on the Goddess of Prime.
You may kneel now.
You are treading in no mercy zone. And correcting the Goddess of Alpha Prime is at anytime a Very Bad Idea.
I suggest you beam back where you come from with those pointy ears while you still can. You are new here.
I am allowing a chance alien Petakkk!!!
OOPS, darned if the other one didn't go through. Thought I had intercepted it in time.
You are all ants against the power of Death, I offer this, obey me and I shall increase your power tenfold! Fight me and I shall open a singularity beneath the and use your atoms the fuel my wave of mutilation! You can not stand against the the laws of time and nature!
I will flood your waters with the blood of all your nature. Till I reign as the only Supreme Queen Alpha. Another bloody ruby world to admire from afar, as I live in my emerald planet. Do you not see the error of your ways. Do you not see how by kneeling you ensure your future.
Bahhhh. It's uselss. I have pushed the all Terminating Master Blaster. I tire of trying to be nice to ungrateful what's!!!!
The coin has been tossed, you chose to receive, pray to whatever God you have. Your time is short !
There is no hope or shelter, your pain shall be legendary!!
Insolent pup! The air you breath is because I allow it. Error of your ways jeffalford, will not be taken lightly. At this instant I awaken my Dragons.
You my friend had better sleep lightly. My pets are coming.
{oops, mistake. thought I had spelled it right. }
I tire of hearing your incessant whining on and on about nature, woman. If you do not Learn Your Place then when I rid My World of these pathetic kingdoms your precious land of nature will bow beneath my heel as well. Nothing is more powerful than Death!!! Death comes to all things that were alive, even those that grow in the Earth. I will allow you to toy with these weak kingdom Sovereigns if you wish, but when your Master calls you will Know your place, or you will feel Death's Wrath...
I will be the light that conquers your empire of darkness and should death take me I will be born anew like the great Phoenix of old and by my hands your treachery will be undone. *for the space hamsters Boo*
Goody Goody Me Amoore, energy is valuable here. You will do well in my Solar Battery engines. A replenishing life force. Marvelous!!
I can Rule Forever!!!!!!!! AAAaaaaHHHHaaaaaa
SOLAR BATTERY ENGINE? More like... ENGINES OF BATTERY! That's what I've nicknamed my arms. Geddit? See these biceps? These guns are for hurting folks!
I'm not so good at magic. Nor at thinkin' which hurt my head pretty bad sometimes. But what I'm good at is giving a BEATING, which is the #1 entry on my "List of Things I Like About Myself".
So yeah, cast your puny "life draining" magics. You better know how to drain my life faster than I choke the life outta you, 'cause you can't stop an irresistible force.
Irresistible force? The only force you have to worry about is how much I decide to use when we eventually will meet. Unless we become,
shall I call it, buddies. Yes, that's it.
An audience is requested. Now.
Oh noes! Ambiguous advances... my only weakness!
You are to late. War is clawing at my door as I speak. It makes me sad to think I won't be able to train you. I must go.
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