So I'm bored here at work and found this pictar of my fat little kitten helping me play Demigod
Enjoy.
sounds like your being pussywhipped
How so?
That's messed up man
My cat eats out of a dog bowl. He eats a shitton of food but almost never drinks any water.
Omg.. your cat is bulimic!
No, he's just dumb. Very very dumb.
Well aren't cats supposed to be dumb by nature?
I've through about throwing up on him so he knows what it's like to clean it up.
I think hes too dumb to get it, though.
It must be hard to be Teseer's cat. First you have to learn how to play Demigod and on top of that you have to get puked on.
Those little bastards live like royalty.
Cats are quite smart. They won't do what you tell them, which is truly the sign of budding intelligence. (Teenagers, independent nations, minority groups, etc..)
Also, my cat can jiggle a doorknob. They're capable of imitating humans like monkeys and they seem to understand cause and effect relationships.
They're not as smart as octopuses though.
You know what Splitshadow, if you don't start acting your age I'm going to start treating you like an adult.
I LOVE OCTIPY! (Spelling error intentional)
Kay
Damn, man. Octopuses and primates are so intelligent, we might as well add them to our ranks as the sentient species of Earth. They can't be over 9000 years from us in terms of intellectual development. Unless mankind just got really lucky with evolution. (lol luck)
Of all species that could gain sentience on earth, I vote the octopus. They would have the craziest lookin shit.
GAAAAAH even your reply makes me quiver.
I hope you know I youtubed the whale sound and nope, Lady Gaga does not sound like a whale.
No, she sounds like a hooker choking on semen.
^Well you must hire some very expensive hookers.
$50 per bounce.
What's a bounce?
Use your imagination.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6IV_TAiCfA
Bill Gates couldn't afford that. OK, maybe HE could, but not because he's rich
I'm feeling really out of the loop.
Bounce is a euphemism describing a part of sex. $50 per "bounce" would cost a normal person at least 10 or twenty grand if not more. If you need more explanation, talk to your parents lolz
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