This has been batted around for sometime, but the actual implementation of such has been compromised or stalled out altogether. The idea here is simple; a collection of a smurf directory that will report instances of alternate player names for established or "known" players. This will necessarily be comprised of accounts reported by and confirmed via substantiated corroboration from the multiplayer community at large.
The categories will be documented as follows:
"Alternate(s)" - Acknowledged by the "known" player as an "alternate" player name. "Smurf(s)" - Suspected smurf(s), but with no acknowledgement, denials, or requests for retraction. "Noob" - Genuine new player (this classification may change obviously as player becomes known).
"Confirmed" - by the player in question or community at large, or "Denied" - by player in question, or "NARY" - (No Actual Report Yet) - Submitted, but lacking corroboration for assigned status.
Should any player name need to be reclassified, they will be moved to the appropriate category upon verification via consensus. Please provide all information relative to the purported circumstances. Since this is a moving target of "I cannot confirm or deny" type statements unless confirmed, please speak up if you have input. Of course smurfs can reserve the right to ignore and dismiss this directory, but at a minimum, it will serve as a repository of historical smurf accountings.
Smurf Directory - 02/08/2010 Edition
Revised 02/09/2010 [inserted table]
Atmosfear has many smurfs such as:
FFoG Snowleopard IN USE
FFoG Wrathmaster RETIRED
Bloody Fucker NOT CONFIRMED
Sensei RETIRED
Burning Water NOT CONFIRMED
Ocean City MAY BE ACTIVE
Ice Dragon IN USE
ROFL. If this dude was just half as skilled as he is funny, look out Doci!
Thanks for putting a smile in my day.
EDIT~~
I have not seen Ice Dragon in over a week. Or was it a day?
Anyhow, Ice Dragon has been BANNED from one of Grimm's games and also Jingly's for his poor behavior.
He will probably pop up as someone else, so ICE DRAGON is RETIRED
I was just playing with our smurf the other day and I think he's either a total noob who can't learn, or a total troll who doesn't take anyone's time seriously. He played horrendously before complaining how imbalanced the map was for Vasari (he was getting orky rushed) and he just camped out taking neutrals and doing nothing with the resources he got from it. What a troll.
This has now become the most offensive -disgusting and humiliating thing anyone can say to someone in the forums. It comes close to F* D* A* (pretend it says food and drug administration to shield yourself from how many bad words you can come up with from each letter)
He deserves the title.
He's a complete asshole who shows complete disregard to the other players and their lives, perhaps because his is nonexistent. I have to go to college every !$%@ing day, and I don't want to have to put up with this shit. I'd much rather troll the forums and save time than have a blast and then have it dragged out.
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