This has been batted around for sometime, but the actual implementation of such has been compromised or stalled out altogether. The idea here is simple; a collection of a smurf directory that will report instances of alternate player names for established or "known" players. This will necessarily be comprised of accounts reported by and confirmed via substantiated corroboration from the multiplayer community at large.
The categories will be documented as follows:
"Alternate(s)" - Acknowledged by the "known" player as an "alternate" player name. "Smurf(s)" - Suspected smurf(s), but with no acknowledgement, denials, or requests for retraction. "Noob" - Genuine new player (this classification may change obviously as player becomes known).
"Confirmed" - by the player in question or community at large, or "Denied" - by player in question, or "NARY" - (No Actual Report Yet) - Submitted, but lacking corroboration for assigned status.
Should any player name need to be reclassified, they will be moved to the appropriate category upon verification via consensus. Please provide all information relative to the purported circumstances. Since this is a moving target of "I cannot confirm or deny" type statements unless confirmed, please speak up if you have input. Of course smurfs can reserve the right to ignore and dismiss this directory, but at a minimum, it will serve as a repository of historical smurf accountings.
Smurf Directory - 02/08/2010 Edition
Revised 02/09/2010 [inserted table]
Amusingly, I was smurfing GreekGeek and he challenged me to a 1v1. I then promptly mopped the floor as TEC with him.
For all of those who don't know, I hardly ever play TEC.
maybe your just that good How you can beat "JJ" with a race that you rarely play
[_]-Uber
Who is {SB}=>Au?
Funny because Elrosh was complaining that Easy Random wasn't good enough to beat some other dude who had a sova, and he accused me of being Easy Random.
HAHAAHA YOU WILL NEVER FIND MY SMURFS
I will admit that I was Live Free or Die. However, that smurf has been retired.
JJ is not greekgeek.
and by the way, I have 3 smurfs now, all gaining records nicely , catch me if you can.
haha blackhaw... only 3 smurfs? I have like 7! across 2 accounts muhahahahahaha
hmmm.........I need another account
the problem is as soons as my smurfs are ID'd on you table i can simply delete them and make a new one. host 1v1 with ai and quit a few times and im back in business baby. its a perfect crime. i can tell you my smurf after 1 use and then make a new one . MUHAHAHAHA... although that would kinda screw newbs who want to play and want to get in a game but are kicked as smurf suspects.... OH!!! WAIT!!! you kick noobs for being noobs so im doing them a favor by getting them allowed in games as possible tyr smurfs!!! im doing a public service!!!
So much effort. Who said smurfs aren't a waste of time-get your main and join us.
I find this thread amusing
They rnt, cause smurfing u or smurfing Grey when he had edge of lums is priceless
The only thing i regret i did have a camera to see his face when he saw vasa SB at his hw
problem with keeping track of smurfs, if they really want to be in your game they can make a new random name account,i really do not see a point in trying to keep track ?
My thoughts exactly.
List of current smurfs:
Who is....
TommyLeeJones? He plays like Greg.
Korea?
Gabriel & Dresden?
NECRO!
The golden age of ICO trolls is gone....
The forums kill all that is good and true.
Oh, and by the way, NECROOOOO!
2 out of those 3 accounts are mine, but which ones!?
Who is...
TheBatman
JohnGalt
OnFirst
Me...
They are all me...
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