Haha! On number one
Ah, so that's why I've gained so much weight.
No. 11: Sex is like a bank account... you lose interest at the moment of wthdrawal.
I thought you knew that already
Next?
They were all good.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease*
No. 12: Marriage, divorce and alimony are all sexually transmitted... avoid the second two by abstaining from the first, live in sin instead.
Wear condoms to stop its spread.
Bloody good Supe!
You're a riot, dude!!
I try, but banks being what they are these days, I have low interest. I try, gawd knows I try ... even going as far as to stand in line for the really hot teller with a sexy smile and more than ample cleavage... like WOW (hers is the only queue that goes out the door and halfway down the street) yet I'm still reduced to little or no interest and eating sandwiches.
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