A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father." The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many." The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!" The priest, getting impatient, said. "I am the Father of hundreds", and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom and put yourpants on backwards instead of your collar."
ROFLMAO!!!
Yup, gotta pay that one.
A priest is walking along the street one day and he notices a littlre boy sitting in the gutter with a stack of playboy mags while drinking bourbon and smoking cigarettes.
The priest approaches the little boy and says: "Instead of sitting in the gutter reading rude magazines, smoking and drinking hard liquor, shouldn't you be in school learning something useful?"
" Come off it, vicar, I'm only four!!!"
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife."No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?""It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
A young lad is at a bus stop waiting to board a bus when a lady alights with a rather large breast protruding from her blouse. The boy, being a boy, just stands there staring at it with his mouth wide open, and in doing so misses his bus. The woman looks down at that lad's focal point and immediately goes into hysterics when she sees the exposed boob...
"Oh my God, my God. I've left the baby on the bus!!!"
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