Banned because one day your bits n' pieces won't work properly, either, and you'll recall being an intolerant ageist when the young uns all start calling you old fart and fossil and etc as well.

banned for banning the most hormone challenging time ever

Banned for random old farts who leave fossilised deposits in placeswhere not only archaeologists can step on them.

Banned for wiping up the leftover skid marks.

Banned for subjects un-befitting cognitive responses.

Banned with a big EEWWW!

banned for skidding all over the place

Banned for the newly weds staying at a motel for a week and not once coming out of their room, not once accepting room service.

On the seventh day the maid knocks and gets the same reply: " Go away, we don't need food, we're living on the fruits of love."

"About that," says the maid: "the gardener wants you to stop throwing the skins out the window."

Banned for knowing it takes 2 urologists to circumcise a banana.... to ensure a second opinion

banned for bringing in the chocolate

Banned for starting out new page with fudging it.

Banned for nudging the fumbers too.

Banned by the Fuggerland Express Company of Fuggerland.