since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for rolling orgasms.
Banned for accusing me of unlicensed mechanics.... I did not lubricate the bearings and I never once tried to tempt the conductress into a grease and oil change on the side.
Banned for I was just rolling my eye to remove some dust... and weren't you telling me that those rolling organism thingies tend to be more self inflicted these days?
Banned only if the right hand doesn't know what the left is doing, green eyed monster lurking in the background.
Banned for hiding from the right what the left is doing.... you should know to never do stuff like that behind your back.
Come to think of it, which I do, I never know what either of my hands are doing when I put them behind my back... whether I need to wash them afterwards or not.
Banned for Evil Dead Flu. Just remove the parts that move on their own or especially trying to decease you. Lots of fluids for fever.
banned for once flu over the sickness nest
You're using my oxygen ban.
Banned for knowing Jack Nicholson had influenza while on set... but not a bad play on words, just the same
Banned for being AWOL for so long.... or... banned for only just escaping from the asylum now. The gates have been open for months.
A double ban equals a positive. Therefore, I am not banned ban.
Banned for there are NO double positives in this universe or the one next door... if you want that sort of thing, go back to the asylum and ask for the green pills.
banned for not looking over at the universe on the opposite side of infinity
Banned for there's no such thing as infinity.... just never ending cycles ... in this university and the next.
Banned for alternate thinking.
Banned for that's all there is folks. . One go.. Enjoy
Banned for if there's on'y one go, I'd like mine to be with Dolly Parton.... cos I love her big singing voice.... cos I love her huge song collection... cos I love her massive mountain charm.... cos I love her big blue eyes and ber big and bouncy hairdos.
Ma'am Orry says you are banned. Now, pack your fun sacks and go.
Banned for lol and I'll take a Rubik's Cube. And Jason Stathem. . for transportation anywhere.
Since you put it that way, I have for you, a lock, a stock, and two smoking bans.
Banned for the old smoking gun trick.
Sorry to tell you 86, you receive a ban for inciting chaos.
Banned for the old bean stuck in the peashooter trick... and please don't try to suck it out... the last patient suffered a broken rib eye fillet when we performed the Hemlock Manouvre to dislodge it from her wind chime.
Shouldn't that be "unpack your fun sack and take a load off"?
You are hear by banned forthwith for violating a previous ban involving your banned status. If you continue with your reckless disregard of the banning procedure we may very will turn this matter over to the litigation department. Have a nice day. Thank you very much.
banned for assuming banning has any meaning here
Right back at you ban.
Banned for closed mindedness and backing the right. We live in an 11 dimension universe where are at least 4 dimensions are easily discernible, and yet you choose to live in only 2 dimensions and limit yourself to a line of right and left?! Appalling.
There are many great features available to you once you register, including:
Sign in or Create Account
