banned for going with the unscientific and disproven concept of 10% brain usage

banned for not knowing where that number came from

banned for getting jiggy with it

Banned for barefoot dancing in the park.... and for the jiggy jig, which is a horizontal dance that should be confined to indoors on rainy days.

Banned for bitching about the weather.  Some people don't get any weather at all, so be grateful for what you get

Banned for understating the facts...Az gets cold in Winter as well... which IS weather, as is clearly defined by the difference between hot and cold.

Also banned for crying poor and hoping somebody would send you some of their weather.... if you want it, do your own rain dance,

Banned for having no rhythm.... but no matter, you can prance around like a fairy 'til the rain comes.  Hopefully it's emptied out of the buckets beforehand

banned for taking the rain away

Banned for yes, I can do that.      @#17040

banned for tanning your own hide

Banned for corn cob calamaties... first, grandad breaks his dentures on one, then grandma's taken to hospital after sitting on another at the BBQ.

Banned for better meds can help with that.   And bionics.

Banned for not seeing the end of the world comes at the hands of giant alien  potatoes... when dropped from a great height above the Earth, life as we know it will be obliterated and a new class of vegan will rise from the potato patch.

Alternatively, we'll wipe ourselves out with some ill-conceived idea derived from an Apple invention it stole from the DOD,