since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for the wrong day... I'm sure it was the day before... and I was wondering why you didn't turn up in that real sexy dress.
Oh well, there's always next time... and we could do a 3-some with the singer....
... that's if you don't mind doing soprano while he does tenor and I do bass baritone.
(Was looking for a Johnny Cash song but found this. )
Banned for reminding of Johnny Cash's flood song. And I will call today Friday of Boxing Day.
Banned for naming a day that already has a name... and I've decided to call it 'Doing Bugger All Day' .... being the day after Xmas has to be a lazy day with little to no exertion.
Also banned for taking down the best avatar I've seen since.... since forever.
Hehe!
Banned for Happy Boxing Day.
Banned for I've no boxes today... and I prefer jelly wrestling to boxing anyhow.
However, unbanned for my imagination's running wild again.
banned for being wild and fancy free
Banned for even thinking that Fancy is free... she charges more than I could ever afford. Nope, I get my tea leaves read down at Madamoiselle Irene's... and the cuppa is free.
Also banned for mistletoe.... yeah, I know, you'll keep it up for a few more days... in the hope of getting some camel toe.
Banned for mentioning the dreaded camel toe. What are they thinking. Too much info folks. Speedos. Aaaah Again with the flash. ugh
To me sexy is that healthy glow and some mystery. justsayin Maybe a Santa hat thrown in. hehe
banned for liking the glow
Banned for being a dull boy/party pooper.... glow is great in the right places, like on the faces of young children on Xmas morning as they open their presents.
I didn't have that this year. [e digicons]:'([/e]
Banned for the glows all right.
And banned for not having kids around at Christmas. I think I'll go make one right now.
Banned for making one on the spur of the moment... hope ya got all the right ingredients = plenty of wool.
banned for wool gathering
Banned for the man who claimed his mother made him a homosexual... and banned for the man who asked if he bought the wool could she make him one, too.
bannned for needing a new year to start
Banned for give me four days.
banned for not using the fifth
Banned for a 1/5 of anything is too much if repeated frequently too often.... and if you get behind the wheel, make sure it's the one in the boat in the tub.
Ooops, was I supposed to tell anyone you like to play with boats in the bath?
Or not?
banned for overclocked monkeys
Banned for monkey business in the fifth.... while Who was on 1st base and What wasn't even in the stadium cos When asked him around to watch the game on TV.
Yup, What was bitterly disappointed that he couldn't see himself on TV at 3rd base.
banned I don't know
Banned for not knowing if who's on first or if When will ever make a touchdown... or if Miss SlamDunk gets touched up in the corporate box by a rogue rugby team owner, Filthy Rich, during an intermission of the soccer.
It's just not cricket!
Banned for baseball?
Banned for I'd rather play chesst tried draughts once, but kept getting a cold breeze up my trouser legs.
Tried playing with myself once, but soon gave that up as a bad joke cos I didn't play fair.
banned for unfair play
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