since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
banned for illegal crossing
Banned for not saying illegal alien.
Banned for bees... they'll Sting in New York and on alien planets if given the opportunity.
So long as they don't sting me on the ask no questions, tell no lies.
Ever see a Chinaman doing up his flies are a nuisance, wasps are worse.
I'm very good at rhyming but this is the end of my little verse.
banned for a four point soliloquy
Banned for finding unusual words from the dictionary to substantiate your reason to ban... besides, throw that dictionary away, it doesn't have all the rude words in it and you'll need something more comprehensive to trade insults with bankers and politicians.
banned for not realizing that I have the 2014 unabridged dictionary that has all the words
Banned for keeping up with the Jones...
banned for Jonesing around
Banned for the Smiths have better stuff... the Jonses get theirs out of chatity bins and refuse tips.
Also banned if you're a Jones and think this is about you.... not my fault those charity bins have some good stuffin 'em.
banned for letting the good stuff out
Banned for stuff.
banned for coming out of the woodwork
Banned for how did you know?
Banned for releasing the woodworm when you escaped the woodwork.
Also banned for not knowing how long a woodworm is after a meal of weeping willow with sides of balsa and cedar.
And banned for leaving dessert off the menu.
banned for desserting the menu
Banned for thinking I was AWOL.... I had permission to be hiding in the pantry with that lovely [now non-existent] baked cheesecake.
Also banned for thinking I should have saved you a piece... huh, NOT on my watch.
banned for assuming I wanted "a" piece
At least 2 or more is preferable.
Banned for the assumption that I'd be willing to part with ANY.
Also banned for not knowing that camels are known as the 'ships' of the Australian desert... cos they're full of Aussie semen.
And yes, we have wild camels in the outback... the descendants of the camels brought here as working animals during the building of the Ghan, a railway line from South Australia to The Northern Territory. The rail line was/is known as the Ghan because of the Afghan workers who [mostly] built it.
Orright, I know... banned for the Oz history lesson.
Banned for I found it informative and interesting.
Banned for taking my word for it.
'Tis true, though.
In fact, the Northern Territory Government has considered declaring the camels a feral animal and culling them due to increasing numbers and the damage thety are supposed to cause. I'd hope for a better solution to that... like using them in theme parks and the like for camel ride attractions. The was a lion park in Queensland years ago called Bullens, and they had camel rides which were quite a popular attraction, so it could be an alternative to just killing them off.
Banned for I have always disliked zoo's. My first impression as a child was less than awe inspiring. Environments for these poor animals has improved but it usually takes a tragedy for motivation. Needless to say I don't frequent them. I understand culling. Any that can be saved would be a blessing. They love working I bet.
banned for culling zoos
Banned for theme parks sounds better. Like us driving by in our cars. Monkeys ripping off our windshield wipers... hahaha (not mine personally)
The monkeys are at home though. Gotta love it.
banned for loving it
Banned for peeping to find that out
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