banned because I'm entitled a spot here 

Banned for bringing up dick and spot in the same sentence.... though spotted dick is quite a nice dessert with custard.

Banned for Y... hehe, take it away and you're just a rat. 

Banned for

Here's the other 't'

Banned for tee upiness.

banned for flog references

banned for turning me into a symbol

Banned for being in the band... damned drums ain't much better... and that bloke on the horn oughta stop chasing that pretty cellist or he's liable to run into something and bend it.

Banned for seeing 'round corners... s'pose them bug eyes come in useful for something. 

Just don't be looking under the doors in the Walmart ladies changeroom... we'll hear the screams and know it's you.

Banned for weird dudes in dud duds... if you saw them in the backyard you'd spray them with weedkiller and/or pesticide... emphasis being on the pest.

Banned for participation in those duds... you could've at least waited 'til they took 'em off.

Also banned for keeping those dudes corralled like a couple of wyld stallyns [Bill and Ted don't need the competition]

Banned for I considered you to be already banned due to lunatic fringe associations of the higher level

And don't say it's not true, I attended a Lunatics Association meeting and saw you there.