banned for not taking your fair share of responsibility.... let he/she who is without recent posts cop the first stone.

Banned for fer tha sails be slack... an' when tha wind won't blow an' the ship won' go, we uses Carter tha farter ta start 'er

Banned for horticultural shenanigans... and are those seed thingies any good as pipe cleaners?

Banned for not noticing the cattails starkers was eying for... good deeds. Like pipe cleaning.  They are used for irrigation in the wetlands.  ☺

Banned for being wet behind the ears... in fact, you're so irrigated your nose is running, too.

Banned for losing the race... you might have better luck chasing your tail.

Banned for going frack to bont.... or was that going to the fast page lirst.

banned for sleeting

Banned by sheep.

banned for not having the knowledge to know what happened

banned for having a really old/dead woman as your avatar.

Banned for Marylin told Manson to go suck an egg... but he defied her and slurped down some spaghetti before peeing on a poster promoting Bon Jovi's Wanted Dead or Half Fried.