since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for open mouth kissing and or resuscitation.
Banned for over exaggerating tumultuously.
Banned for what do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits haha
(just heard it on ellen:))
Banned for litigation... cos lawyers wearing a lawsuit to court could be held in contempt.... so they're probably better off in a blouse and mini-skirt
banned because not all lawyers should wear a blouse and mini-skirt
banned because all lawyers should go commando
Banned for preaching to the choir... tho the dry cleaning bill would be a lot less if only they'd wear their birthday suits instead.
EDIT: @ AdmiralRevan
Oh, and banned for jumping the queue... somebody once told me admirals be fechen notorious for it
banned for being too slow
...old man
banned for berating an old man
banned for not letting me have a little fun
banned for bringing up the giant sea spider
banned beca-
EEEEE SPIDER
Banned for arachnophobia.
banned for phobiaphobia
Banned for fear of plurality.
Banned for phobia of phobias. That could become annoying.
Banned for contemplating on annoyance.
banned for contemplating and not taking action
Banned for shooting first, and asking questions later.
Banned for not giving it another thought. And a night in shining armour is always welcome.
Banned for shining armours.
banned for not shining my shoes
Banned for water spots.
Banned for underwater pocket billiards... I much prefer underwater hide and seek at low tide, whereby her delighted squeals, you can tell that my eel's found somewhere pleasant to hide.
Banned for slippery and long.
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