since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
banned because it rained here
Banned for I traded in my iPhone for a larger Samsung Note 3 and I'm glad I did. I wanted a bigger screen and this is it. Got $177. For my old iPhone which isn't too bad. It's easier to handle, the phone is better. This girl is happy, happy, happy.😋
banned for being three times as happy as the other
Banned for just being a human/alien, who know and who cares.
Banned for inter-galactic wishy washy... cos the last time an alien interacted with a human on any great level we got huge mystery and a missing plane.
banned for washing galactic wishes
banned for not washing
Banned for washing machines that talk back.
banned by a machine built for the sole purpose of talking back
banned for loving the droids
banned for not understanding true love when you see it
Banned for this is NOT Romeo and Juliet... now go back to your 'Mills and Boon' and check for the next installment of "I Fell in Love With And Android and His Metal Manhood"
Also banned for not denying you love droids for their extra special lubricantive qualities while between the sheets.
Banned for lubricating incognito.
Banned for droid is working beautifully. The iPhone was awesome but I need a bigger screen... And this is perfect. Mother's day Rocks!! 😇
banned for rocking
banned for stoning
Banned for the rock quarry is closed for business.... seems the excavators were getting too close to the bodies.
banned for putting bodies in a quarry
The ocean is so much more efficient.
banned for giving him body disposal advice
Banned for undertakers prefer not to bury people at sea.... driving the hearse to the grave site requires flotation devices.
Banned for wanting information to be withheld... being so secretive can lead to complications when the FBI [Fechen Big Indian] comes a calling.
banned for not being on the other FBI (female body inspectors )
Banned for inspecting just a "little" too closely.
banned for stressing me out with your avatar
I've always wanted to say that.
Banned for lotsa, lotsa good teeth. On closer inspection.
Banned for dental inspections... your teeth are okay but your gums gotta go [Alice Cooper 'Unfinished Sweet' from the album 'Billion Dollar Babies']
Also banned for dental nurses with large bosoms.... last dental check up and I near got smothered... tho them wos a welcome distraction during the hurty bits.
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