banned for thinking I have two avatars

I actually have three but the last is super top secret known only to my wife.

Banned for a slow leak... and would there be anything left if it were a gigabite?

Banned for a bite eats less than a gigabite.... and does a terabite belong in a zoo or should it be left in the wild?

Banned for Bytes in the Wild is not a David Attenborough documentary.... and the Discovery Channel won't touch it due to the anti-venene being so expensive.

banned for not taking the time to enjoy your food

Unless you are that bad of a cook.......

banned for posting up a number for a chicago lawyer

Banned for there is no legal precedent.... and bribing the judge simply costs too much.

Banned for this is a judge only trial..... presided over by the Hanging Judge, Judge Roy Bean VIII.  Prepare t' git yer neck stretched.

Banned for Jacob answered the phone......... didn't know he worked at a funeral parlour, did you?

Banned because deadness is only temporary.

Banned for zombifying everything not deadified.

Banned for impersonating a commentator.