since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
I think you mean before we officially got together....
Anyhow.... banned for letting everyone know I was at a Tupperware party.
Beisides, I was there under protest and participated only when the snacks were being handed around.
banned for if it's a memorable Tupperware party, you can be forgiven for baing there to start. Like the time I went to see Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Dragged along and thankful for it.
banned for it involved plastic that burps when you finger it.
Banned for making me go hmmmm...
Banned because hmmmm.. is considered pronographic in some societies and we wouldn't want to offend anybody, would we!!!
Um, let's see, it was the beginning of the end - of 2 marriages... mine to the former mrs s, and the current mrs s' to her former pain in the arse. After about 4 years later and various hiccups, burps and other distractions, the current mrs s decided I should get remarried... to her, and I did.
I'll leave out the bits about the sheep, other than they were tasty, cos there's possibly a some Kiwi readers who might get a tad jealous...
banned for I knew there were burps!
Banned for predicting burps.
Banned for burps and predictions that are obviously neither here nor there.
Banned because your burps register on the Richter scale anywhere from 4.5 upwards.
Banned because the level of toxicity in my burps is near 0.00000000002 parts per googol while from the Orifices of The Master Blaster its near one googol en toto!
banned for not being in Kansas anymore.
Banned because all the action is in Iowa.
banned for I know people from Iowa.
no... no, it is not.
Banned because I know somebody who was from Iowa in a former life... he knew Abe Lincoln and Bigfoot personally.
banned for bollocks! Bigfoot lives in the Yukon... and he's really just a size 10 1/2.
Banned for 10.5.
banned for 2.1*5.
Banned because the pixies have been sprinkling dried magic mushroom spores around the place to help the mood for a 24/7 love-in... shag-fest for those with roots back in the 60's
Banned for shag-festing without a license and digging 60's roots.
Banned because all the 50s roots moved to suburbia.
Banned because suburbia got subbed in the burbs.
banned for if suburbia is now the burbs, is urban now urb?
Banned because apparently nobody cares about rural America anymore.
Took them long enough...
banned for we call it 'rur' now
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