HEY!! tis the season to be greedy, giving, wishfull, bad, and good.
I know its early in the holiday season and we are just getting ready to roast the juicy beast for carving, but I thought I would get everyone thinking about what they want or what they want to give.
Love should be at everyones very tippity top of thier lists, but if you have a good idea of a gift your thinking about giving someone or you want something really bad, share it..... compare it contrast it. price check it if you want to.....
share great ideas on gifts, it will help everyone find ideas of great gifts to give.
I will start:
X-mas is kind of a big thing... With religion aside, its a time I love for its theme and colors. I want to give my love to my wife and mother, my grandmother and my uncle and two aunts as well as their kids. While this can be given year round, X-mas is just another channel to show it along side of the holiday theme.
I really dont want anything material, but if I were to get my hands on a few things, it would be a Modern Warfare 2 limited edition Xbox360 Console with two games, Modern Warfare2 and Halo3 so i can continue ranking up from my current seargent rank...and to finally complete the campain in Halo3.
I want to give a diamond necklace to my wife along with a nice set of shoes and a bracelet or a ring, also to get my mother a decent MP3 player since her last one broke... and then give them both a drawing I will draw of something they like and put it in a sterling silver or gold plated frame.
thats just to name a few things of which i cant afford but i will try my best to treat them some how.
now you tell your wishes and share what gifts you will or want to give or get!
Only one????
Me, I'd have a few more than that... holiday season don't end after one night, do it??
I'll have some of that as well. In fact, I'll have double dose of that.
Your wish is granted oh magnificent one... all my future threads will be entitled 'Um?'
[quote who="DrJBHL" reply="14" id="2451535"]Quoting RedneckDude, reply 10One night with Salma Hyeck. I can see why...
Doc! Was that before Salma Hayek became a redneck? Yhat beard is waaaaay too short, and for RedneckDude that simply won't do.
Word has it he likes his girlfriends more hirsute.
And I can see why! Her glasses would get in the way of kissin' n' such... maybe a' couple' of other things, too.
Me, personally, I'd like a video showing Dolly Partons big - aw c'mon, do I really have to say it - gest hits.
I love rock n' roll but her sweet voice dsoes it for me every time.
Hmmm, all I want is some ambush perfume , you can no longer buy here in Australlia that would be nice, but seing as that is going to be impossible I will have to do the giving instead, which I enjoy anyways for the grand children they will be getting movies and a few items of clothing , and for starkers cos he is a big kid at heart an all day sucker nah I will get him something , but what is the next question. And for my step son I will get him some shot glasses and for the 2 daughters hmmmm ??????? not sure yet
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Enjoy, Jim!
Doc, that chest and that beard don't exactly go together
But if I had to, i could get used to it.
Why ask?
The chest, of course! Though I'd likely cope if it was case of 'can't have one without the other'... there's a couple of feed sacks laying around here somewhere... one for me in case hers fell off.
You'd have thought it wasn't necessary, wouldn't yer.
I mean, don't all pirates like a full chest.
Doc, how do you do that? You're talented.
If you haven't seen the movie Bandidas with Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz watch this trailer, one of the better $5 movies I have brought.
http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/bandidas/international-trailer
ARRRRRHH!!!!
Get these two Tutorials:
"Photoshop for the Hopelessly Lacking in Any Talent Whatsoever."
And
"Creative Googling For Those With Evil Minds."
id rather have a Pizza still
"No pizza for you!...Ever!...Now go!"
Starkers...if you had a set like those, you'd never leave the house.
If he had a set like those, Mrs. Starkers would be pissed!!
OK, Doc. Being a redneck, I actually googled those....to no avail.
my seach only came up with this..
my search only came up with this..
cant edit the double post .. odd..
I would like Object Desktop for Chistmas and nothing else. I have a wonderful family, I had five brian surgery's 1 belly sugery and I can't walk, I know that doesn't top the other letter's You have gotten but what the heck. I'm honest that is what really counts.
Add this to your christmas wish list...
are you saying this is what you want for Christmas? OMG. and here I was thinking that starkers and I was going to get you something that you never had before
He don't now, unless he has too so no due to his health issues its not advisable for him to get too carried away, my mind couldnt handle that
@ RedneckDude yep I sure would and he would miss out on the curried cabbage oh how bliss that would be not having to put up with the stinch of the passing of wind.
I haven't, but with that pair (Hayek & Cruz, that is) it's on my must see list
If I had (access) to a set like those, 7th heaven would pale in comparison.
If I had a set like those to play with, mrs starkers wouldn't be pissed, she'd be glad...
.... that I'm leaving her(s) alone.
Yeah, I tried to edit a couple of typos earlier and couldn't... seems the edit function in this thread is borked. The edit box shows nothing more than some scrambled blue text at the top, and all mine is missing.
Not a problem, Fuzzy, send her over.... we got a few tubes of hair removal stuff laying around here somewhars.
[quote who="mrs starkers" reply="46" id="2453237"]Add this to your christmas wish list... are you saying this is what you want for Christmas? OMG. and here I was thinking that starkers and I was going to get you something that you never had before
Now how did you know that?? I never told you that he once confided he'd had an 'interlude' the the bearded lady at the circus... said he was fascinated by the 'big top'.... and couldn't resist hers.
Look, I don't wanna go upsetting you or anything, so with your concern over....
... I'll just take those 'puppies' for a walk.
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