The rules are simple, just write "You fail because..." Bonus Points for people with ironic failures...
You fail for assuming that anti-failure is enough to cover how epic your normal failure is.
btw: Thanks for the Help as support on the Hometown map. We wouldn't have won w/out you.
Xer0 \^/
You fail for having a song that reminds me of your crush situation
Hmm... I think that Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin is better, but this is one I havn't heard of, and... it does fit!
You fail for making me sad, reminding me of the situation... (Kinda funny how much this thing, my love, controls my emotions.)
Well love itself is an emotion, so it makes sense that by toying with it your mood would change.
- “The love that lasts the longest is the love that is never returned.”
...
Um, was that quote directed at me, because it does kinda explain why I've liked her for 5 years now...
You fail for not failing me.
Nah the quote was just a randome quote.
As I said I stay away from anything directly involving you and your crush. With the exception of jokes and (what I think are) witty comments.
You fail for attempts at being witty
He who lacks the drive often lacks the keys
You fail for attempting to be philosophical.
Ghost: That's just fine. Your like a 2nd, less insulting Veers concerning that topic, but that's fine. (Speaking of Veers, whatever happened to what was once the most frequent poster of the Forum Games?)
You fail for not realizing that my internet has hade issues. I can only get it rarely on one computer.
You fail for having internet issues, aka a virus, aka an addiction to internet porn.
You fail for having a dirty mind.
You fail because I'm not the one with the internet problem, aka the proof.
Also: I"m 15, what do you want from me? A modest british "ello" and a spot of tea?
You fail for using the " between the I and the m in ' I'm '
You fail because my 50 words a minute don't happen perfectly!
You fail for not trying to be perfect
You fail because striving for perfection is unhealthy. You always let yourself down.
G'night.
You fail because
I
AM
QUITTING
THE
FORUMS
I've gotten rather tired of it, actually. The people are fine, it's just a matter that they're never on... and that I take less than one week off and 80% of all the Forum Games themselves are dead. I had a fun go, but my time is up, I've hit my expiration date, blah blah blah. If you REALLY want me back, or if you're REALLY bored, contact me at
koda0@yahoo.com
Good Day, and Good-bye.
Wow. I have 2 friends, and one of them is leaving...That's depressing.
Besides. You'd think that by now, you'd realize that the games die when you're gone because you're like god here.
-Exile Ascendant
You really shouldn't say stuff like the top line. Makes it hard to pack by bags and go.
About the second line, I know that. . . and I just find it unusual how the Forums prospered before, when I posted here once or twice hourly, and how now they begin to wither when I take a vacation. I guess you could blame the loss of Annatar, MishYu, and others to my being elected as torch-bearer, but...
You fail for making me realize how I have a debt I still owe to this place, and that's what's making me stay.
You fail for even suggesting that leave, you have done too much to leave now
You fail because that's my point. Not to idolizy myself or whatever, but I'm effectively a smaller, compacted version of Annatar. I say compacted, because when he was on, his reign spread over the enterity of ALL of the Forums, even reaching into Demigod and GalCiv-specific threads. Mine is just on the Forum games. Which reminds me, I have to mod. Avatar Fight. Anyway, my point is that I just find it rather sad that I've become such a large gear in the clockwork of the Forum Games. Especially since these were designed to be a user-magnet, now it's like a bear trap, we're not getting any bigger, so I come back every day to set the trap again.
Sorry for my rant, it's been a long week. Might make a nice story for Veers' Chatroom, tho.
You fail for daring to threaten my glorious plans for domination of these forums!
You fail just like your plans.
There are only two forums king. The official king Gamer
The unofficial and actual king xero
You and I are merely third world gang leaders grabbing for power we will never have.
Altaux Master of the:
Smiley Society and
Third World Faction
King Xer0.. has a nice ring to it.
"Begins rallying, "ALL HAIL XER0!"
You fail for trying to tell Veers he fails. His ego is too big to fail, Obama would just pump more money into it until it was back to normal.
You fail for being conservative.
And you may be the king, but...
I AM...EMPEROR VEERS! Salute the true master of the world!
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