What started out as an ooze beast build, turned into a thread where every hater from across the world who lost to this build before, or at the very least lost to the guy posting this build before, decided it was time to unite and spit their hate all at once.
I give you the morton's salt, saltiest player thread.
Yeah, playground, you're AMAZING.
You managed to beat me when I had been playing all of like, 5 games with RAWR and KALEL. Ultimate premade. Plus, that was my first time going against a Rook-UB-Erebus premade and I learned a lot how to play against that, thanks. We also lost because we all teleported to one side due to miscommunication, which let you waltz right into our portal. Yep, we lost, but that was the reason why: not because your build is l33t.
You linked that 50 minute game only because you won. We had a slow and steady domination the entire game and we were eventually frustrated that the game was going no where and we wanted to finish it. We tried something daring in a high-level game that Janook suggested: all three of us pushing a portal at once. It failed miserably, and, lo-and-behold I learned something again. It doesn't work. We out-played you the entire game, except that moment. Sure, we lost, but I'm willing to accept a loss to learn something new. Espiecially since, again, we outplayed you the entire game up until that point. Again, you didn't win because your build was l33t. Also, a 50-minute game is VERY, VERY far from 'owning' someone.
Now, remember that game before hand? The one where you did THIS build as UB? And you went 0-3 (maybe it was 1-3, I know I died once re-locking a portal, only death on our team that game). Notice how I don't feel the need to post replays to prove how amazing I am? Because, honestly, no one would have learned anything from that game. Because it was shit.
The 50 minute game? Sure, people will learn stuff from that, glad you posted it. Most of the other ones floating around, meh. Probably not.
Anyway, don't really have a 3-man premade team, not in the sense that you, morpheus and Dice are. I'll 2v2 with irek though. If Janook wants to be our third, no problem there. Though I'd need at least a few warm-up games first, i haven't played in like 2 weeks :-/
Also, you:
"That's not how it works ryan. If you get beat, someone else get's to challenge the champ. No one wants a scrubby rematch."
"Instead of askign for a rematch on the website, he just whines and complains. "wahhhhhh I'm always right, wahhhhhhhh I'm obscenitor." if you were so upset you coulda asked for another beating, I mean rematch. But this is why obscenitor is smart. He knows that the initial ass whooping was so fierce that there was no point in asking for a rematch. IF you can't win in the game, you try to win in the forums."
Make up your mind.
PUG are mainly decided by team skills of the individual players. every reasoble person knows that. you can hardly win with a bad or unorganised team, doesn't matter how good you are. the build one is using, is just a nuisance compare to team dynamics.
Update: New favor items gives 1K HP and 8HP / second
OMGWTFBBQ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOZEEEEEE BEASTTTTTTTT
Ryan is a shit talking hacker who blows anyway, he doesn't deserve a rematch. I'd of entertained a rematch from obs considering at least he didn't invalid gamestate me after the loss.
I figured there would be one person that would be thrilled by the new favor items.
^ LOL. That, and the fact that he made a separate thread for how awesome he thinks he and/or 'his' build is, make me LOL.
Anything can be great in a coordinated team, duhr. Overall, & especially if not playing with a premade setup, it's borderline stupid to not get at least 2 levels of Spit. I'm not the greatest player & am certainly not pompous enough to think I make other players "salty", but even I can see this build (from the original thread) isn't anything 'special', & that playground is just a tool with a chubbie for himself....
EDIT: to back up my opinion bout Spit, in case any1 cares: with Spit & Ooze you're actually a threat early game & can hold flags, rather than running at the first sign of danger as pure Ooze & farming creeps. If you're fighting competent ppl, they'll continually hunt you & push you out of lanes, if not kill you. At least I would; I would never let you gain a single level from creeps if I could help it.
See, this is the first red flag for a noob. This is the strategy forum. Strategies are posted here. This means that people post their strat, regardless of how good or bad it is and people comment on them. So it is commonplace to find people "making a separate thread for their builds rofl" Put down the blunt and pay attention before you post.
I used this to beat orcun_bl and morpheas768 in one game with a random pug team. I beat two top 5 players using this build, and I didn't have a premade coordinated team. WATCH THE REPLAY BEFORE YOU POST. I DIDN'T PUT IT UP THERE SO YOU COULD COMMENT ON THE STRATEGY WITHOUT HAVING SEEN IT IN ACTION IN THE HANDS OF THE MASTER slave.
See above. This borderline stupid guy beat icon's of demigod. Who'd you beat today?
That's impossible as I can farm creeps from behind my tower, and cap flags while you are elsewhere. You know nothing.
You think? I took the liberty of pouring through your games list. Your record is 176-135. Every game you play is pantheon. this means that you play against AI... and still manage to lose a shit ton of games. The only custom games you join are "noobs only" and "noob friendly" and you still lose those.
Your record with unclean beast is 36-21. Great job!
After reading what I put in bold I doubt anyone except your mother cares about what you have to say.
My record with beast is 67-23. I play random, I don't main any one character. This means that there are games where I get 2 qot allies and im the only beast, and I win. Or a torch - reg and im the beast, and I win. You can't even pull out a victory in a noob only game with a sedna and erebus ally. I also have never played a single game of pantheon. Which means the quality of player I face is much higher than the quality of players you face. I also don't join "noobs only" games - althought I have played some from time to time .. The titles of my games are XvX experts etc. Games that you have yet to join a single one of.
For those too lazy to look this information can be found here:
http://pantheon.demigodthegame.com/games/player/67972/page/1
Before posting your opinion mr. 420 cool-guy, realize that I shit on you. Realize that there is a replay up top, which proves that this can work with puggers, against pro's. Realize that you play pantheon, and no one respects that, realize that you join noob games - and lose them.
If Morpheas and orcun couldn't push me out of lanes and kill me, but you can, why aren't you top 5? Why is your record so ugly? And why do you insist on playing pantheon vs computers?
In summation: Shut your fucking mouth, go practice, whine less, open your mind to other peoples opinions (I thought weed was good for that 420 cool dude), you might actually learn something and *gasp* win a game vs the computer!
Put the blunt down 420 hippie, and face the music.
Me > U
Your opinion means nothing.
Smoke more weed.
P.S. Sweet avatar brooo lolol
P.P.S. I forgot to mention that the majority of your games are "fortress" or "domination." Any build on this site is intended for "conquest" as that is the defacto game type. It is assumed that this is where these builds are used. Keep your head up, considering your record, things can only go up from here little buddy!
^ LOL, like I said: pompous with a chubbie for himself. I didn't know the Strat forum was for threads about how awesome u think u are (which is all this thread is... it has nothing to do with strategy, other than indirectly referencing a separate thread). Love your posts, they make me LOL but also sad for u; ya got some maturing to do, kiddo. I've seen lots of your posts & woulda never commented on your demeanor in any ("to each their own"), until I saw this one. I rly hope you're no older than 12. Why are you such a pompous douche?
And just cuz I'm bored at work, or I probably wouldn't bother: I've probably played DG for at most 1/5 of the time you have, but that's all it rly takes [for some] to be able to grasp the concepts of the game, yet maybe not enough to build a large friend-base. The few ppl I would friend with are rarely on, if ever anymore. Custom Games have therefore been unappealing so far, because even then I never see the same ppl consistently. Not to mention the fact that during the times I play, there literally are 0 or only a few to choose from, & those are usually PREs (unlabeled) vs PUGs, which is not fun playing with total morons on your team (even tho that essentially is Panth a lot of the time). Besides, I like the basic idea of Panth & pitting Light vs Dark; however you must be a moron to say any1 fights AI in Panth, nice try tho(?).
P.S. RE your P.P.S. As you observed, I mostly play Panth. As you should know (since you're a certifiable genius), Panth is 90% of the time Fortress or Domination on Zikurat or Cataract.
He's been banned for trolling. Let's let the thread die.
PG asked me to post this.
Oh yeah, getting banned was totally part of playground's incredibly circuitous plan to... um... what was it again?
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