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I would give you karma, but I got a Shrimp today:
"Can I haz cookies nao?"
I wuld geev u karma, but la clase de espanol is ebol.
Xer0 \^/
You mean es ebol.
I would give you karma, but I'm watching Robocop.
I would give you karma, but
I would give you karma but the lolkittehs have lost their charm
I would give you karma, but it's equivalent exchange.
I would give you karma, but I have to admit, I'm getting bored of lolcats.
I would give you karma, but that's why I stopped posting them a while ago...
I would give you karma, but you stopped posting lolcat pics.
Traitor!
I would give you karma, but I think that Icanhazcheezburger broke my other computer.... that or my sister on AddictingGames.com all day long...
I would give you karma, but you dont know that.
Although, if I had to guess, I would say it was probably the pornz that broke your computer, but oh well
Oh, yea morph... I"m a total internet porn addict. 90% of my body mass is in my left arm because of how much I do that.
I honestly blame my Dad for this; he never completely installed McAfee on that computer, and I wanted to watch him fail at his job some more... my how that backfired.
I would give you karma, but are you talking from experience, Morph?
I would give you karma, but yes, I am talking from experience, how else would I know?
Pornz got me 1 time, and since then I have decided "No more pornz for me, not even clicking unknown links."
Also, visiting a porn site once a week or so, doesnt make you are pervert, (merely human I would say), but it is MORE than enough to destroy your computer.
About your problem though, one cannot expect his computer to stay safe, without using an Anti-Virus at all. It was inevitable, imo.
At least you're honest.
Anyway, the comp. won't let her log on at all, so I'm worried that a SUPER BAD virus deleted all her profile info completely. Dad left her instructions on how to fix it, but Mrs. WorkingWoman won't fix it until this weekend...
I'd give you karma, but you're supposed to be sleeping, according to the chatroom.
BTW: I guess that it's about 2-3 in the morning there, am I right?
I would give you karma, but estimations are how the man tracks your brain with his satelite
I would give you karma, but my photoshop senses are tingling.
I would give you karma, but that would mean you are photographerman my arch nemesis as i am unphotogenicman
I would give you karma, but if I had one more I"d have double yours.
Also: Photographer man? Not until my Dell Inspiron in back online, no.
photographerman
I would give you karma, but...
Well of course I'm honest.
Sorry to hear about your comp, though.
I would give you karma, but that post here, was my last for the day (or should I say night....), and I always say that I'm going offline, so I can sleep, in the Chatroom, since this is my our Home forum thread.
BTW: It was actually 5 AM at the time that I posted that, so.....yeah, I was actually snoring (according to my mother), by the time I closed my PC, which was 2 mins after this post here (dropped like dead in my bed)
Altaux: Dont turn me on now with that kind of pics......
I would give you karma, but DAMN!?! 5 in the morning?!? The latest I've ever stayed up EVER on a computer was 4:15 on World in Conflict, and I went to bed because I heard my mom waking up, but... DAMN!
And about the whole pornz thing: I kinda gave up on that stuff about 2-3 months ago.. the whole sex for pleasure and fun thing just stopped appealing to me then. I see sex as an act of ultimate commitment, passion and romance, something that says you'd like to be with that person for as long as either of you breathe, and every breath you take should be shared together.
I would give you karma, but sometimes I dont sleep at all
re: sex: You are really decent Xer07. I mean it. The number of people like you in the world could be counted with in less than a 3 digit number.
Re: Thx, tho sometimes I do feel like I'm missing out on my youth, but then I remember how screwed up life is when you see a hot chick in the mall when you're like 28, walk up to her and say hi, and then you see the kid holding her hand that has your eyes and hair color and you're just like "oooh, riight... damn. My bad." That, and then there's the whole feeling of commitment in sex-only relationships but... there's no commitment, it's all physical.
ANYWAY
I would give you karma, but the closest I've come to an all-nighter was going to bed at 4, then waking up at 6 because I had to babysit my 4 year old sister.
I would give you karma, but you said that the closest all-nighter you had was 4.15, in the other thread, right?
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