In each reply, simply include the prase "I would give you karma, but" and insert a funny/rediculous reason why not to. And don't even THINK about it Anatar11. Anatar11 may now play if chosen to.
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Y=I would give you karma, but you already got some from those lolcatz/icanhaazcheezburgur posters.
I would give you karma, but SO?!?
Annatar got at LEAST 5 karma per day for EVERYDAY HE WAS ON!
Xer0 \^/
And look what happened to him.
Yea, he left. I still have no idea why... in the meantime; this is my themesong until the whole Dakota+Mishayla vs. Liz+Jess thing is over.
I'd give you karma, but you owe me at LEAST 1, since this is ur game.
I'd give you karma, but the karma receiving post #'s are in the OP.
WTF
I hereby proclaim a karma shortage: all members of the forums shall not recieve karma until it is over.
I'd give you karma, but Your excuse is almost as bad as my Mom's when she tried to explain away why she hid my red pants.
(Eventually, she just called me gay)
It's your fault; you like Adam Lampert.
Adam LamBERT
I'd give you karma,but you can't even play your own game.
I don't exactly have to.
Xer07: I would give you karma, but you keep stealing my even #Replies. Heresy!
I would give you karma, but just because you are considered underweight doesnt mean a damn thing. The only thing that should concern you is to not drop too much, because you may get some health problems and anorexia is a real killer.
But be careful not to lose more weight, because then you would be in some trouble.
Your red pants sound kinda gay-ish, even though I havent seen them. About Adam Lambert: With the term "like him", what exactly do you mean? As in like his music, or like-like him?
So, you mean that because you are the creator of this game you dont have to go by its rules? Fair enough
I would give you karma, but please disclose this excuse.
I would give you karma but you are right on the issue of underweight-edness. I eat quite ravenously and am still underweight (rather amusing IMO).
"A suspicious mind is a healthy mind."
Morph: Well, just about an hour or two ago, Mishayla hugged me, followed by Hannah. After which Hannah comments that I'm skinnier than she is (scary, when I'm 14 inches taller) and Mishayla agrees... that's my only issue there. And I mean I like his music, sheesh.
Whiskey: I eat about 3400 calories a day, yet I only gain weight when I fast one day, then gorge myself the next... even then, I lose about 1.4 lbs in my sleep.
I would give you karma, but the famine of karma remains!
And that is gay......WHY? I have only listened to his "Whataya want from me" song, and I quite like it. What does that mean? That I'm gay? This is a rather ludicrous thing to say, to say the least.
I would give you karma, but such logic dictating who's gay, and who's not, is rather irrational.
Hmm,
1. I'm going to assume that Adam Lambert is a homosexual considering that your family thinks you're gay because you like his music. Just because you like his tunes doesn't make you a homo.
2. 14" taller, eh? *whistles* So, how tall does that make you. And I'm probably skinnier than a number of girls that I know/have known; some are taller than I am and some are shorter.
3. 3400 calories a day? Wow. That's quite a bit. Which prompts the question of why so much?
4. Being underweight isn't bad. After all, underweight is defined as being below the average weight for an age group I believe.
5. You probably don't gain weight very easily for either one or both of the following reasons- you've got crazy high metabolism, or you are burning through those calories. Do you do a lot of physical activities?
I would give you karma, but I decided to give you some so you survive the karma famine, and now I'm all out.
1. I'm going to assume that Adam Lambert is a homosexual considering that your family thinks you're gay because you like his music. Just because you like his tunes doesn't make you a homo.2. 14" taller, eh? *whistles* So, how tall does that make you. And I'm probably skinnier than a number of girls that I know/have known; some are taller than I am and some are shorter.3. 3400 calories a day? Wow. That's quite a bit. Which prompts the question of why so much?4. Being underweight isn't bad. After all, underweight is defined as being below the average weight for an age group I believe.5. You probably don't gain weight very easily for either one or both of the following reasons- you've got crazy high metabolism, or you are burning through those calories. Do you do a lot of physical activities?
1. Thats what I said....
2. He already said he's 70,2 inches tall. (thats 178.31 centimeters)
4. Exactly. For an age group, not ALL people.
5. I think that by eating so much, and being just 114 lbs, means that he's got crazy high metabolism. No way he is just burning all that through physical activities.
I would give you karma, but you broke the rules by giving someone karma, plus I cant spend my karma to give to you, we are in a karma famine
"Can I haz cookies nao?"
I would give you karma, but I'm waiting for the karma bailout.
I have high metabolism myself and eat about 4-5k calories a day to maintain. Even still I'm 155 at 5'10". Don't see how you can fast for a day if you have it though.... After so many hours without food I get headaches and eventually woozy.
May I suggest some BK whoppers or some rice and beans?
No, you may not All I want is cookies!
I would give you karma, but
I would give you karma, but I hereby declare the karma famine over as per the crazy deep vein of karma i just found in my karma mine.
Unfortunately, it is now a karma monopoly as i have the largest supply...lucky for you all, I'm just hoarding it and not using it on myself...
Xer0: Show us the red pants. (Preferably by themselves...)Cool..I found out how to single space a paragraph! (Shift + Enter for those who didn't know)
OMG!!! Xer0!!! Let your parents think you're gay!!! That way if mishayla happens to be at you house you may get a little alone time...(JK. I make jokes. )
-Twilight Storm | My life for the Dahkri
1. Our posts were about 2-3 minutes apart and I was distracted while formulating my response. Plus that's what she said .
2. I didn't know that. Nearly 6 feet/1.8 meters tall. Wow.
I would give you karma but you asked for cookies and it's either karma or cookies. Oh wait, I'm all out of cookies. NO SOUP FOR YOU!!
I would give you karma but I'd prefer either Wendy's Baconators or some Chick-Filet.
I would give you karma but I do like pissing you off .
I would give you karma but you just now found out that Shift+Enter does that?
I would give you karma but the bold section is actually quite brilliant.
I would give you karma, but I only wanted an excuse to post that pic.
I would give you karma, but I didnt know that too....
Everyone be careful! The dark side tempting for the young Jedi is.......
Whiskey:
No. I didn't eated your cookie. I cannot "eated" something. I can "eat" something, and then say I "ate" it.
In either case I gave your e-cookie to my e-dog. I would give you karma, but dogs pwn cats.
The "eated" part of it, is meant to be funny Its intentional.
I would give you karma, but dont tell me that this is really your dog?
Well, you leave me no other choice but to unleash.....
NINJA-CAT! On your dog!
But you dont have to worry, I have it all covered. After my ninja cat beats your dog, you will not pay for the vet's expenses, because:
I would give you karma, but Ninja-Cat is no match for Ninja-Dog.
Or a dog with a minigun for that matter.
I would give you karma, but dont make me bring in the big guns now:
Or maybe a vampire can scare your dog:
I would give you karma, but a dog with a minigun still pwns a lion.
I would give you karma, but vampire kitteh forgot about daylight savings time. Which means he is now vampire kitteh ashes.
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