I would give you karma, but you didnt help me plant the wheat then you want to eat the bread

I would give you karma but your avatar has red in it, AND I HATE RED

I would give you karma but you aren't related to me

I would give you karma but God's watching me, and he'll be pissed

I would give you karma but your IQ is 1 point too low

I would give you karma but you didn't bring me beer

I would give you karma but 'they're' watching

I would give you karma but someone already beat me to it

I would give you karma, but I'm busy stalking around for post 1000

I would give you karma but i rather get post 1000 instead

I would give you karma, but so are you.

I would give you karma but that basically makes him a doll

I would give you karma, but you think you have supremacy

I would give you karma but I'm all out.

I would give you karma, but the race is on!!!

-Exile

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I would give you karma, but you forgot a punctuation mark. The grammar police now have you on probation.

I would give you karma but you didnt offer to share your diner

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