I would give you karma, but I dont care

I would give you karma but I am pissed that I cant download any games.

I would give you karma, but you fail.

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I would give you karma but you failed to recognize my new sig.

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I would give you karma, but. . . .

I would give you karma, but at the "You're Banned..." what else?

I would give you karma, but I'm too lazy.

I would give you MORE karma, but I frequent 8-9 Forum Games.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma, but that further proves you're more fit to lead then me. I have outside connections (Namely WiC, my clan is going down, the wimpy old leader is back, and I can't do crap as 2nd in command) that prevent me from my old (2008) 100% domination of the Forums... so maybe this is for the greater good.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma, but you can have the "power". I never truly wanted it, but accepted it with pride because with that power comes responsibility, which is that the Forums life hangs on you. I've split it up so that it's divided between the most active users, but the most active poster still bears the brunt of this burden. However, if that person isn't lazy (Like me) or is dedicated (not like me) then they'll have no issue.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma, but the more forum games you frequent the better.

I would give you karma but I don't want to.

I would give you karma, but tbh I dont know.